General Niteprowler and his amigo making pizza with a guest

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Papi Chingon

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I do wonder who is behind this, these guys don't know a damn thing about video editing or uploading to social media. Someone is taking advantage of them, Jesus Christ, Down is in the channel name.
I don't know, but they have almost a million subscribers, so someone is cashing in. I need to find a few tards and monetize them.
 

IschKabibble

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I do wonder who is behind this, these guys don't know a damn thing about video editing or uploading to social media. Someone is taking advantage of them, Jesus Christ, Down is in the channel name.
One of the vids had credits at the end. Have to assume family is directly involved somehow.
 

Bungee up

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Tomatoes from the garden, of course. Any you get from the store are picked green, blasted with ethylene to turn them red, so they can ship well. It's why they don't taste good, at all. Substitute with a good quality canned tomato, or better, can your own.

- Couple of large tomatoes chopped, seeded
- 1-2 cloves garlic
- 1 tablespoon good olive oil
- 1-2 anchovy fillets (or since you're down under, 1/4 teaspoon of marmite or vegemite)
- 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar
- 1 heaping teaspoon of oregano or marjoram dried or 1 tablespoon fresh

Pulse in in the food processor until smooth. Quick job that gets you some of the depth of flavor you'd get from cooking it.

I keep a jar of dried tomato slices soaking in olive oil. I use a bit of that to add an thin oil layer on the dough before putting the sauce on. Keeps the crust crisp and adds more tomato flavor.

Another tip: follow the typical pizza dough recipe, but slow-ferment in the fridge 12-24 hours. Much better tasting crust.
Fucking boom.
Done, locked in , sounds like a banger recipe

How long do you cook it for ?
Just on medium heat until the tomatoes break down and it becomes consistent ( 45 minutes ish)
Thank
 

segfault

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Fucking boom.
Done, locked in , sounds like a banger recipe

How long do you cook it for ?
Just on medium heat until the tomatoes break down and it becomes consistent ( 45 minutes ish)
Thank
Sorry, thought you wanted a no-cook recipe for pizza sauce, that one can be used right after blending. You could then cook if you want, it's not going to make it worse. Just as long as it takes to get thick enough to your liking. But that's my lazy ass method.