I spent decades on the OG helping unfortunate dorks like yourself get laid. I had an open invite to NDA to fly out my direction so I could drown him in pussy.
I was too busy laughing at how lame and unoriginal your Seattle diss was to actually take it seriously. But this is you, and you are slow, so rest assured there’s no homo here, princess.
Thankfully we were able to rescue a once proud NBA franchise from that den of drug addled sodomy and homelessness.