General ***OFFICIAL*** BELGIUM THREAD

[Disciplined Galt]

Fucken fell off a bike yesterday.

Word of warning folks, do not sit drinking beer then try riding a gay Belgian bike down the street like e-z-e on the way to a festival.

Covered in sunburn and road rash

White CUNY

 

[SongExotic2]

White CUNY

I'm red now. Like my tribal ancestors

 

[SongExotic2]

Chumash what!

 

[SongExotic2]

I should renege my Twitter appeal so I can start tribe warfare with Elizabeth warren

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I should renege my Twitter appeal so I can start tribe warfare with Elizabeth warren

You can have more chainarobgayenaofottwitter

 

[SongExotic2]

Hmm no goats.

They must have been tipped off

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Hmm no goats.

They must have been tipped off

Good job. You almost managed to only have one finger in the picture.

 

[SongExotic2]

Good job. You almost managed to only have one finger in the picture.

That's my nobs

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Belgium is pretty good but my French friends couldn't understand why I wanted to go. They consider it shithole.

Apparently they've never been to Paris.

 

[SongExotic2]

Apparently they've never been to Paris.

I've heard Paris is a dump. Gonna check it out just to be sure. Probably remind them about Lord Nelson etc

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I've heard Paris is a dump. Gonna check it out just to be sure. Probably remind them about Lord Nelson etc

One of few places I've been where I unequivocally say "I have no interest in every going back." Milan is also on that list.

 

[SongExotic2]

One of few places I've been where I unequivocally say "I have no interest in every going back." Milan is also on that list.

Milan are banned from Europa league. Fuck em

 

[member 1013]

In Belgium they have to eat fries with every meal, by law

 

[SongExotic2]

In Belgium they have to eat fries with every meal, by law

I've had mussels there.

They came with fries

 

[SongExotic2]

Also they call them freetches

 

[SongExotic2]

Spelled different

 

[member 1013]

Spelled different

Frites?

 

[SongExotic2]

Frites?

You ever been asked if you've ever been stabbed?

 

[SongExotic2]

Found a pub. The woman here is a total cunt and she hates me.

Should turn out okay

 

[SongExotic2]

One of them cunts looked right at me! Do you see?

 

[SongExotic2]

Fuck. They all looked at me

 

[SongExotic2]

I haven't seen deer for a while this must be a test

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I haven't seen deer for a while this must be a test

You fucking cracked my phone

 

[gangsterkathryn]

One of them cunts looked right at me! Do you see?

Stare back at it. Better yet, have another conversation with them. “Fucken mah” is totally in their understanding.

 

[SongExotic2]

Old bitch asked me to leave yesterday. Told you she hates me. I was proper deviled tho