Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Shang Tsong2, Jan 12, 2019.
At least your primary name hasn't been touched. You're good bro.
His Colby shtick is more entertaining than 90% of the people on this forum.
You have a shitty sense of humor.
No, he’s funny.
You post your cock here, he makes the ones that don’t take everything seriously laugh.
Catboy needs a good pinking, he's becoming feral
There is still time for a late January pinking. It's a shame gay for longo didn't could back. Him and banchan should have a good tear up to finish the month off
Should make him a mOd again.
There's only 3 left. And Kelly
Good that you keep a list.
Hmm maybe we need more MoD
We need to cover all time zones!
Shit-talking yourself at 3:30 AM?
Let me guess - you were banking on work being called off due to the polar vortex so instead of going to bed at a responsible time you decided to hit the bourbon.
For some reason I woke up after the colonoscopy, despite being heavily sedated.
Whose name were you screaming?
Did you pull out any Fletch lines?
"Using the whole fist there, Doc?"
"Ever served time?"
After the Doc says he can't find anything wrong with you. "Well, it's certainly not from a lack of looking."
The anesthesiologist said I’d feel a little prick, told him we’ve only just met.
"What should I do with my pants?"
Oh. Just throw them on the bed next to mine.
@Marty the cat
What did @Marty the cat do?
Sucked off a dog
You see I got @Waaz unpinked early?
I demanded answers, but the mods couldn't give me any. They were forced to unpink him immediately.
I dragged them into deep water and they drowned.
They got it in just in time.
Gonna be hard for February to top this.