For some reason I woke up after the colonoscopy, despite being heavily sedated.Shit-talking yourself at 3:30 AM?
Let me guess - you were banking on work being called off due to the polar vortex so instead of going to bed at a responsible time you decided to hit the bourbon.
Did you pull out any Fletch lines?For some reason I woke up after the colonoscopy, despite being heavily sedated.
The anesthesiologist said I’d feel a little prick, told him we’ve only just met.Did you pull out any Fletch lines?
"Using the whole fist there, Doc?"
"Ever served time?"
After the Doc says he can't find anything wrong with you. "Well, it's certainly not from a lack of looking."