you don't know how accurate you are, fren...
the first time I met my wife's parents I wore a shirt that read "Your Little Princess Is My Little Whore"
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@Sex Chicken, it'd be a Subaru Rat's fist.
why use a purple belt when you can use two stripes on a white belt and a club, amirite?
this hits so close to home, it hurts.
I applied for a job as a chief engineer on a space project once when I was bored at the pub. It was very funny and I took it seriously (while being a complete cunt) answered all the questions thoroughly while belittling whatever asshole would normally get the job.
They read it and replied.
I diddnt get the job.
Wankers.
Who's the dude he's with with the moustache?
I invented Pong n' chill right there!
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No you didn't.
that's Q @Qat. I don't know the one with short hair.
Don't you recognize your mom?
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Yeah it would be very easy to prove convincingly.
Stop stroking your own e-ego every time you post and you might have
I've got a picture of the event, the shirt, and two eye-witnesses.
GTFO, twat.
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just take the bet.
that's all you have to do, twat.
just.
take.
the.
bet.