Lulz
I'm pregnant
I can’t get tats.
Ink doesn’t adhere to steel.
I Believe You, Yo. I Don't Know Why, But I Do.
He said I would look like Clifford...
....I want my money back.
Funny.
But you can see him engage the brake. Chuck Norris is a bad ass, but he ain't stopping a Stihl.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
The Swiss Army uses Chuck Norris Knives.
Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can pull a wheelie when riding a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands.
Ever since then, they have been known as "The Islands".
Ever since then, they have been known as "The Islands".
