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NEBARIOUS

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Dec 4, 2017
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Alright, this is one of the funnier “Fred Durst” look-alike stories I have.

I think it was around 2001 or 2002. I was living in Springfield Massachusetts at the time for the company that I work for creating a start up subsidiary in Agawam.

Whatever, it was late and I was hungry so I ended up going to Wendy’s in West Springfield. So I ordered my food, I get up to the drive-through and the kid loses his shit. The kid was like, “holy shit dude are you who I think you are? Holy fucking shit!” Kid said it loud.

I lost it!!

I was like “No I’m not Fred, he would’nt be driving a 95 Altima.”

At that time a short, well dressed fat man comes walking up behind him. Kid didn’t know he was there. Kid proceeds to say, right by his boss, “ Dude, You must get mad pussy! How many bitches have you fucked looking like Fred Durst?”

Again, fucking lost it!!!

Got my food and laughed all the way back to work!!

It was hilarious!! I’ve always wondered what his boss said to him after that.
 
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Alright, this is one of the funnier “Fred Durst” look-alike stories I have.

I think it was around 2001 or 2002. I was living in Springfield Massachusetts at the time for the company that I work for creating a start up subsidiary in Agawam.

Whatever, it was late and I was hungry so I ended up going to Wendy’s in West Springfield. So I ordered my food, I get up to the drive-through and the kid loses his shit. The kid was like, “holy shit dude are you who I think you are? Holy fucking shit!” Kid said it loud.

I lost it!!

I was like “No I’m not Fred, he would’nt be driving a 95 Altima.”

At that time a short, well dressed fat man comes walking up behind him. Kid didn’t know he was there. Kid proceeds to say, right by his boss, “ Dude, You must get mad pussy! How many bitches have you fucked looking like Fred Durst?”

Again, fucking lost it!!!

Got my food and laughed all the way back to work!!

It was hilarious!! I’ve always wondered what his boss said to him after that.
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Yuki Nakai's Eye

Slow in the head, Quick in bed
Sep 2, 2015
1,965
3,218
Alright, this is one of the funnier “Fred Durst” look-alike stories I have.

I think it was around 2001 or 2002. I was living in Springfield Massachusetts at the time for the company that I work for creating a start up subsidiary in Agawam.

Whatever, it was late and I was hungry so I ended up going to Wendy’s in West Springfield. So I ordered my food, I get up to the drive-through and the kid loses his shit. The kid was like, “holy shit dude are you who I think you are? Holy fucking shit!” Kid said it loud.

I lost it!!

I was like “No I’m not Fred, he would’nt be driving a 95 Altima.”

At that time a short, well dressed fat man comes walking up behind him. Kid didn’t know he was there. Kid proceeds to say, right by his boss, “ Dude, You must get mad pussy! How many bitches have you fucked looking like Fred Durst?”

Again, fucking lost it!!!

Got my food and laughed all the way back to work!!

It was hilarious!! I’ve always wondered what his boss said to him after that.
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Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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You just said nutslut. I’m dying with that. Fucking lol.
I’m gonna buy rhino the hottest chick and my wife will ask “what’s this £700 purchase for Jenny?” I’ll explain and she’ll say “oh, ok, all good Robbie, all good....I’m gonna let that go then as nutslut deserved it and thank you for being honest for once”