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Does it include butt 2 butt?You guys wanna hear a funny story?
Alright, this is one of the funnier “Fred Durst” look-alike stories I have.I do
Now tell a funny storyAlright, this is one of the funnier “Fred Durst” look-alike stories I have.
I think it was around 2001 or 2002. I was living in Springfield Massachusetts at the time for the company that I work for creating a start up subsidiary in Agawam.
Whatever, it was late and I was hungry so I ended up going to Wendy’s in West Springfield. So I ordered my food, I get up to the drive-through and the kid loses his shit. The kid was like, “holy shit dude are you who I think you are? Holy fucking shit!” Kid said it loud.
I lost it!!
I was like “No I’m not Fred, he would’nt be driving a 95 Altima.”
At that time a short, well dressed fat man comes walking up behind him. Kid didn’t know he was there. Kid proceeds to say, right by his boss, “ Dude, You must get mad pussy! How many bitches have you fucked looking like Fred Durst?”
Again, fucking lost it!!!
Got my food and laughed all the way back to work!!
It was hilarious!! I’ve always wondered what his boss said to him after that.
I mean...... Some days, yeah.... What's your point? I will always have enough in the tank to get you to do your best Bojangles impersonation
Jealous much?Now tell a funny story
CMNH finally let you up for air? I was beginning to worry that you passed out eating that Ginger Ball Licker's ass
Quoted for posterityAlright, this is one of the funnier “Fred Durst” look-alike stories I have.
I think it was around 2001 or 2002. I was living in Springfield Massachusetts at the time for the company that I work for creating a start up subsidiary in Agawam.
Whatever, it was late and I was hungry so I ended up going to Wendy’s in West Springfield. So I ordered my food, I get up to the drive-through and the kid loses his shit. The kid was like, “holy shit dude are you who I think you are? Holy fucking shit!” Kid said it loud.
I lost it!!
I was like “No I’m not Fred, he would’nt be driving a 95 Altima.”
At that time a short, well dressed fat man comes walking up behind him. Kid didn’t know he was there. Kid proceeds to say, right by his boss, “ Dude, You must get mad pussy! How many bitches have you fucked looking like Fred Durst?”
Again, fucking lost it!!!
Got my food and laughed all the way back to work!!
It was hilarious!! I’ve always wondered what his boss said to him after that.
In know this post is old...but god damn the guy on the right is unfortunately built like Grimace.
@conor mcgregor nut hugger talks so much shit, he’s gonna cry......i already promised @Rhino free drinks and dinner with 7 hot chicks once he breaks nutslut mentally....he said he will toy with his squirrel brain and I can’t waitI think we're done here, folks.
You just said nutslut. I’m dying with that. Fucking lol.@conor mcgregor nut hugger talks so much shit, he’s gonna cry......i already promised @Rhino free drinks and dinner with 7 hot chicks once he breaks nutslut mentally....he said he will toy with his squirrel brain and I can’t wait
I can't stop looking at that Batman goatee^ LOL!!
I've actually been mistaken for this guy many, many times. Especially in the early 2000'sl!
We could've literally been twins!!
I’m gonna buy rhino the hottest chick and my wife will ask “what’s this £700 purchase for Jenny?” I’ll explain and she’ll say “oh, ok, all good Robbie, all good....I’m gonna let that go then as nutslut deserved it and thank you for being honest for once”You just said nutslut. I’m dying with that. Fucking lol.