Have you ever banged a hooker?
Would you?
Share any stories you have
Would you?
Share any stories you have
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Never have.
Now marriage and money stand in the way.
Now marriage and money stand in the way.
Pardon me for asking, and feel free to tell me to cunt off, but is the wife a vegetarian too? Is that how you met?
No she's not. I'm the only vegetarian in either family.
Should be legal everywhere. This is just my belief, but if it was legal everywhere and the ladies would be getting free std testing each month. We would have less stds in the world, and less rapes and sexual assault. You see tons of rape in areas that are super religous and strict. Guys can't be pent up like that, its not healthy.
My parents are from Iran, I visited family 12 years ago. My first time over there. I was there for about 2 months because I was in between jobs and took a super long vacation. Not only did I not get laid those 7 weeks in Iran, I could not even find any private time to jerk off. The shower thing did not work because at that time water was sparse and I had to take like 4 minute showers. Just imagine, 7 weeks no sex, not even jerking off. I think I got 1 or 2 wetdreams while there, and I was like 27 lol. Every woman under 50 I kept looking at and feeling so horny. I remember when I came back to the states, and I saw some sexy American ladies, just seing a bit of boob got me so fucking horny and all I could think about was putting my dick in their pussy and ass. I had so much pent up sexual frustration, blue balls would be an understatement.
I ended going on a 3 night binge of fucking, the first 2 nights I hooked up with some cutie from a restaurant, was so horny that even after 2 nights in a row getting pussy I went out and paid for it the 3rd night.
But it's not just the horniness, it's hard to explain but guys can't be pent up like that. Not only is it bad for us, its not healthy for women. That's why in th emiddle east they rape women and crap like that so often, these fuckers have no outlet.
My parents are from Iran, I visited family 12 years ago. My first time over there. I was there for about 2 months because I was in between jobs and took a super long vacation. Not only did I not get laid those 7 weeks in Iran, I could not even find any private time to jerk off. The shower thing did not work because at that time water was sparse and I had to take like 4 minute showers. Just imagine, 7 weeks no sex, not even jerking off. I think I got 1 or 2 wetdreams while there, and I was like 27 lol. Every woman under 50 I kept looking at and feeling so horny. I remember when I came back to the states, and I saw some sexy American ladies, just seing a bit of boob got me so fucking horny and all I could think about was putting my dick in their pussy and ass. I had so much pent up sexual frustration, blue balls would be an understatement.
I ended going on a 3 night binge of fucking, the first 2 nights I hooked up with some cutie from a restaurant, was so horny that even after 2 nights in a row getting pussy I went out and paid for it the 3rd night.
But it's not just the horniness, it's hard to explain but guys can't be pent up like that. Not only is it bad for us, its not healthy for women. That's why in th emiddle east they rape women and crap like that so often, these fuckers have no outlet.
Never did, probably never will.
Strangest explanation/justification of rape I've read today
What if he threw in a signed photo of Pierre van hooijdonk?
Oh man if that is what your little brain took away I shudder to think how you get through life , LOL
At work and can't have audio playing. What's the vid say.
Song lyrics...
They don't hate us, they just hate their lives
And desperate people learn to despise
The suicidal's don't want to coup
They don't want to blow up, they just want their 72
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100, 000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping hatred, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
How many million men have been killed in foreign wars?
We need to reinstate the draft, enlist a million whores
Start with the sororities and then all the spring breaks
Ship the girls gone wild to Afghanistan
They'll gladly blow the sheikhs
These holy wars aren't holy, it's not the military complex
Terrorists are 16 year old kids who were promised Jihad sex
Maybe if they could see a woman's face
They might not get onto that plane
With a bomb in their suitcase
72 virgins can never stop a war
But a 100, 000 hookers can beat the Marine Corps
In stopping violence, fighting will cease
When everyone is getting blow jobs
That's when we'll finally have world peace
Hahaha.
Do strippers count?
Do whores in Amsterdam count?
Do blowjobs counts?
Does paying two people to put on a fuck show (may or may not have included a donkey) for you count?
Should be totally legal, it works fine in Amsterdam. They even pay taxes so it even helps with the economy.
Have I? No. Will I? No.
Have I? No. Will I? No.
Well if you give them money and they perform sex acts it counts.
My first reaction is to say no, but upon further reflection; a hooker costs what, $100? My wife costs me at least $50,000/year.
When I pay a hooker in this scenario she leaves, but my wife keeps hanging around. Also I am pretty sure that a hooker wont be nagging me to put the fucking dishcloth back on the completely arbitrary spot that she has designated because god forbid it should touch the bottom of the sink because holy shit it will kill us all. It's a got damned dishcloth, it is dirty as hell, touching the bottom of this sink won't hurt it at all Margo! You clean up dirty dishes and baby puke with that fucking wretched thing but holy fuck if I throw it into the sink it's a personal attack on her family for Christs sake. Then, she has the fuckin nerve to keep the thing around until it is torn and tattered, really? You don't think maybe it is time to replace it with a cleaner one that will do the job for which it was intended? We have 100ft of it on a roll in the laundry room that you nagged and nagged me about to make you a specially designed rod dispenser for and now you wont use it? Fuck this shit, i'm out. Going to get a drink and jump on backpage.
When I pay a hooker in this scenario she leaves, but my wife keeps hanging around. Also I am pretty sure that a hooker wont be nagging me to put the fucking dishcloth back on the completely arbitrary spot that she has designated because god forbid it should touch the bottom of the sink because holy shit it will kill us all. It's a got damned dishcloth, it is dirty as hell, touching the bottom of this sink won't hurt it at all Margo! You clean up dirty dishes and baby puke with that fucking wretched thing but holy fuck if I throw it into the sink it's a personal attack on her family for Christs sake. Then, she has the fuckin nerve to keep the thing around until it is torn and tattered, really? You don't think maybe it is time to replace it with a cleaner one that will do the job for which it was intended? We have 100ft of it on a roll in the laundry room that you nagged and nagged me about to make you a specially designed rod dispenser for and now you wont use it? Fuck this shit, i'm out. Going to get a drink and jump on backpage.
Look OP if you wanna JO to my story I will call but fuck typing all that out.
And FYI escorts are the best. Not some street walking crack skank hooker, but a pro that acts accordingly. Although I did bang a Pinay hooker in Hong Kong that was on par or better than most escorts you find in the States.
And FYI escorts are the best. Not some street walking crack skank hooker, but a pro that acts accordingly. Although I did bang a Pinay hooker in Hong Kong that was on par or better than most escorts you find in the States.
One sex show in Amsterdam they get audience participation and they get a guy from the audience to fuck a chick with a banana and when she's done he has to peel it and eat the banana
Good times
Good times
You had to go to Amsterdam for that? You need to get out more.
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Is it legal or illegal on your incest-ridden island?
He is from florFlo