Yup, it's a long story from when I was in the military, happened to be in my Motherland, South Korea. After miserable training op, we decided to go to the red-light district. I was more boot at the time, but because of my native language skills, all the Sergeants, and higher wanted to come out with me. I didn't care for them, just wanted to get my nut off.
We ate, drank, and after walking down the red lighted streets for a bit, I found the girl I wanted to bone. I was with one of the Sergeants from a different platoon, gave him my jacket and other belongings to hold onto, and I went inside with the hooker.
I only had enough for 30min. full-fuck for 40,000 won (equal to 40 dollars) so gave mamasan the money and went to do my business. Hooker was gorgeous, I immediately went to the doggy style and started going to town. It felt like 5min. But mamasan started bangin' on the door, telling me I have 5min. left. I ignored and just kept humping and in no time, she busted in the room like Kramer and started yelling at me for going overtime. So I told her to relax, I'll pay for the full-hour and just let me finish.
She told me I need to pay now. Knowing, I've spent my last cash on the first 30min., I gave her my ATM card (she thought it was a credit card) and told her to get the cash. She agreed, took my card and left. While she was gone, I was finally able to finish and almost simultaneously, the mamasan busted in the door again, and this time, she was super angry. She was demanding money, yelling at me with all kinds of Korean swear words. So I told her to relax, I'll go with her to get the cash.
I got dressed, went outside, started walking toward a mini-mart, mamasan right on my tail. And I realized I forgot about the Sergeant, my jacket, and stuff. Speaking of the devil, I spotted the Sergeant walking towards me with a different group of people from our unit. I guess he was hiding (our unit would kill us if they found out we fuck hookers) in the alley for almost an hour and thought something happened to me and went to get other people.
As we're greeting each other, laughing, smoking and joking, someone goes, "who's dating the mamasan?" and IDK what came over me, but I yelled loud, "RUN!!!" and took off sprinting, I was gone. Everyone was like, "huh..?" I met up with everyone later; they say mamasan was losing her mind, trying to be all physical with everyone but they just overpowered and brushed her off and went by their own business.
I feel bad for the actual hooker girl, if I had cash, I'd have given it to her, probably little extra for being a great fuck but see, that's why prostitution should be legal, had it been, I'm sure they'd had some credit card system where the mamasan could have just swiped my card, and none of this would have happened.