That's nice of you. My folks used to whip my ass growing up.
Oh, I have whooped plenty of ass. Smacked him in the face for his smart mouth last year. Cried for hours afterward though.
Beginning of summer was about to whip his ass. When he saw me coming he clamped his arms by his sides, pushed his shoulders back and looked me dead in the eye. He was going to stand and take it like a man, I guess. I couldn't proceed with said ass whooping.
Don't really know why. Told him I was done with whipping him. Took his Xbox instead.