Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Shang Tsong2, Nov 8, 2015.
What was I supposed to do? Touch it up?
I thought we were posting pics of people that look like Che Guevara
it looks like you mutilated it with no purpose
I may look a bit bedraggled but that’s just unfair
I’d literally only just put a knife through it at that point. Looked a bit wankered didn’t it?
things is there’s an actual pub a two minute walk down the road but I reckon they’ve probably been booted out of there before
Tha fuck is that??
I didn’t have owt to do with the cooking of itZ I proper salad dodged apart from the cucumber though
I could have eaten a scabby horse I was that famished
What’s that stuff on the top left of the plate?
did you say you were watching top gear? Watching now. I like the new 3some. I like Flintoff anyway but I think it’s good.
first time I’ve watched it since clarkson
What happens if you’re badly injured in a school shooting in America but you haven’t got health insurance?
I've watched the season with Flintoff and paddy. I thought they were gonna do a Xmas special but I dunno if they did or not
You get treated and wind up with a bill
Does the line up change then? Him, Chris and paddy are awesome together I think
I’ll have a gander for it when I get back home to continue with it.
Madonna adopts you
Phil the Greek has snuffed it I'm hearing
Bugger bugger bugger
Meghan had him slotted.
Out looking for my lost key.
No joy so far. No tequila or triples until I find it.
I'm in a bar I have reason to believe I'm in a bar I got kicked out of last Saturday, but I wasn't the protagonist so they diddnt recognise me. Ha!
Is the key a euphemism for your life?
Nah it's what opens the bank vault door in my apartment, dipshit, I post it last Saturday when I was hammered.
I have a roommate who has a key but it's shit if I wake up and he's left, as I'm stuck in a prison unable to lock the door behind me.
I say apartment, it's Airbnb, the lady already has many complaints, if I tell her I lost her key she might get even madder
Nowhere has my key.