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silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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You a fucken wimp.
It was alright, I would really not like to have seen a happening in his trousers so I said I was leaving and me mate came with me. We ended up in a bar with some guy who had walked from Russia or somewhere with a bucket of magic mushrooms. We still had a good night.
Went back to Prague for a weekend with husband...entirely different trip. 3 of us were worried we wouldn't be allowed on the plane back we spent the whole 3 days absolutely hammered.

Yes, a quiet life for you after that ordeal is much needed.
I'm gonna have to visit Hackney I see.
Hmmmm. come again?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Cleaning house.
Actually it turns out she's having the same conversation with me over multiple threads. Something we have both been threatened about by the MoDs . I'm probably gonna have to stick her on ignore for a week
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
It was alright, I would really not like to have seen a happening in his trousers so I said I was leaving and me mate came with me. We ended up in a bar with some guy who had walked from Russia or somewhere with a bucket of magic mushrooms. We still had a good night.
Went back to Prague for a weekend with husband...entirely different trip. 3 of us were worried we wouldn't be allowed on the plane back we spent the whole 3 days absolutely hammered.

Yes, a quiet life for you after that ordeal is much needed.

Hmmmm. come again?
I assumed that's where these public gangbangs are?
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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Whichever tosser neighbour it is of mine who was out revving his motorbike filling the apartment with petrol fumes tried it again a minute ago. As I was running around shutting windows I heard another neighbour yelling at him. So it's not just me being a curtain twitcher. Took my lungs hours to calm down from the petrol fumes.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,808
54,711
Whichever tosser neighbour it is of mine who was out revving his motorbike filling the apartment with petrol fumes tried it again a minute ago. As I was running around shutting windows I heard another neighbour yelling at him. So it's not just me being a curtain twitcher. Took my lungs hours to calm down from the petrol fumes.
If you want I can help you come up with an evil revenge plot?

Fuck I already thought of one
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
14,457
If you want I can help you come up with an evil revenge plot?

Fuck I already thought of one
I don't even know which apartment he's in and I don't want to grass him up to the building manager, I'm sure he's got a load of whining going on right now and his fiancee scares me.

Go on though, if it's a good plot I'm sure I can find out where he lives and I haven't been at all a vindictive cow this year. I'm due a treat.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,808
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I don't even know which apartment he's in and I don't want to grass him up to the building manager, I'm sure he's got a load of whining going on right now and his fiancee scares me.

Go on though, if it's a good plot I'm sure I can find out where he lives and I haven't been at all a vindictive cow this year. I'm due a treat.
Find his motorbike and stick loads of water in his gas tank. Thatll teach the cunt.
 

Jehannum

TMMAC's Most Handsome Artist
Jan 26, 2016
12,756
13,917
Went in with some work colleagues for a late drink. I'm rarely blushing at all colours of porn but the first thing I saw when I walked in was one of the supermodel girls being bent over while a customer was screwing her with a gigantic dildo. After two girls were having at it on my actual table I realised one of my colleagues was getting a bit excited and a couple of us left. Another colleague just kept pointing and laughing at me because I was the only girl in like 8 of us.
what the fuck
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,808
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Goddammit those Belgian cocksucker just emailed me, at fucken midnight, saying I owe the 746 euro for something. Social security I think.

Well I ain't paying, they can fuck clean off.
 

Eric Trump

he/him
Nov 21, 2017
3,176
2,955
is fingers gone because he got pissed off for having been pinked too many times? This is bullshit, if you intend on leaving a forum at least make a thread about it
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
Fuck I think I got a girlfriend. She just messaged me saying how she's been telling her friend how we met etc. Asking me when I'm going back to the UK to see her.



Try never bitch.



In truth tho it's probably gonna be as soon as possible so I can hit it.
Is she homeless?
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
14,457
He hasn't been online since Monday, I'm a bit worried. I reckon if he had quit he'd message a couple of us to say goodbye.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
48,978
61,003
So I'm out on my front porch having a beer after work and my neighbor from the house across the street just pulled out in his car.

I haven't seen him in 6 years. I wasn't even sure he still lived there. Motherfucker is as pale as Conan O'Brien's ass.

Now I can't stop wondering what he had to leave the house for.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
48,978
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In other neighborhood news the chick that lives 2 houses down apparently squeezed out her kid and already has her killer body back.

And the meth house up the street has a new tenant that keeps coming out to her porch and looking at me. Cute for a meth head.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,808
54,711
In other neighborhood news the chick that lives 2 houses down apparently squeezed out her kid and already has her killer body back.

And the meth house up the street has a new tenant that keeps coming out to her porch and looking at me. Cute for a meth head.
Hey you should go by that meth house. I wanna see
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
In other neighborhood news the chick that lives 2 houses down apparently squeezed out her kid and already has her killer body back.

And the meth house up the street has a new tenant that keeps coming out to her porch and looking at me. Cute for a meth head.
I find it hard to believe you have neighbors .