General RIP Comunity Chit Chat
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It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.
And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"
He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
I shot a squirrel once with a BB gun. Hit the cunt right in the head. It just bounced off, he looked at me and just went about his day.It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.
And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"
He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
I never shot at another animal since.
WOW, Scruffy needs to be thankful you are a loving God and provide peanuts.It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.
And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"
He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
You're gonna have to convert to metric, Borat. I'll convert shit for you when your country becomes the lone global superpower
My squirrels are going to be so pumped when they get this.You're gonna have to convert to metric, Borat. I'll convert shit for you when your country becomes the lone global superpower
It started out of kindness but now I don't really have a choice. The first week of lockdown I ran out of peanuts and couldn't talk my way out of it. The blue jays were dive bombing me and the squirrels put a hit out on me.
That's not metric, dipshit.You're gonna have to convert to metric, Borat. I'll convert shit for you when your country becomes the lone global superpower
Damn man, I hope you used some of your Trump Change to buy yourself a heater for protection against the local wildlife.
It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.
And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"
He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
Wood glue should be dry now. I used small nails as anchors as wellYou're gonna have to convert to metric, Borat. I'll convert shit for you when your country becomes the lone global superpower
How much will this cost me? My squirrels deserve it.Wood glue should be dry now. I used small nails as anchors as well
@Robbie Hart
@Siton YerDong2 I'm asking because you're the only people I know who have lived in the UK and the US and would remember both
Do you know the Geico commercials? They're the reason I went with them when I bought my first car in the US because they're bloody funny.
(no shame in admitting you've watched a handful of Eastenders episodes, if even it was just on in the background with the missus) but can you remember Max? He does the Geico voice!!
10 American Commercials Starring British Faces and Voices | BBC America
[caption id="attachment_142682" align="aligncenter" width="1280"] Actor Jake Wood provides the voice for Martin the Geico Gecko. (YouTube/Getty)[/caption] Are commercials more appealing when presented by Brits? We...
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I remember that commercial you did.
I'm asking because you're the only people I know who have lived in the UK and the US and would remember both
Do you know the Geico commercials? They're the reason I went with them when I bought my first car in the US because they're bloody funny.
(no shame in admitting you've watched a handful of Eastenders episodes, if even it was just on in the background with the missus) but can you remember Max? He does the Geico voice!!
10 American Commercials Starring British Faces and Voices | BBC America
[caption id="attachment_142682" align="aligncenter" width="1280"] Actor Jake Wood provides the voice for Martin the Geico Gecko. (YouTube/Getty)[/caption] Are commercials more appealing when presented by Brits? We...www.bbcamerica.com
View: https://youtu.be/aybGmG1bTCk
@Too swole to control has your wound fully healed? Mine just went again, hurt like a right cunt.
any particular reason you won't let a doctor view it?
Cocksucker accounts just sent me a bill for 660 euro. I emailed back asking them to breakdown exactly what they have done to earn it, considering I haven't earned a penny during that month. Fucking leeches mang. A war is about to start.
I'm not paying them cocksucker's shit since this thing started.
Well when the restrictions are lifted I've got myself a job in a Buffalo Bills bar. The guy who owns it is a bit weird but we got on really well and I've already made friends withe a chef guy in a Deadpool shirt who was showing me his Deadpool wallet.
Fuck I forgot to go to sleep.