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Apr 3, 2015
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mmm.hmm. i'm good with being out in the day. but the one time i went camping over night was terrifying. didn't help that the guy i was with was telling me horror stories about the psycho axe murderer that lived in the woods....and wild animals smell fear from 5 miles away..

can't believe i married him after that.

plus the bugs tore me up..
you are a woman? mind blown. lol.

he didnt need to tease you about fake horror stories and fake nature stuff. REAL nature stuff is far scarier lol. they cant smell fear at all. but they sure a hell can smell ANY food you may have from MILES away and they are very curious animals. especially when hungry (all the time) and especially when its food not natural to his habitat.they also can smell small amounts of blood from a good distance. oh, and to make you feel a bit better, your bear spray is starting to not work on them as many bears are finding they LOVE the peppery taste....fucking bears!!

most people get into trouble with bears because they are careless and ignorant.
 

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you are a woman? mind blown. lol.

he didnt need to tease you about fake horror stories and fake nature stuff. REAL nature stuff is far scarier lol. they cant smell fear at all. but they sure a hell can smell ANY food you may have from MILES away and they are very curious animals. especially when hungry (all the time) and especially when its food not natural to his habitat.they also can smell small amounts of blood from a good distance. oh, and to make you feel a bit better, your bear spray is starting to not work on them as many bears are finding they LOVE the peppery taste....fucking bears!!

most people get into trouble with bears because they are careless and ignorant.
Oh shit, was just thinking about buying some bear spray.

I'll just do whatever this guy did. Probably shit his pants and spoiled the meal.
 
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Oh shit, was just thinking about buying some bear spray.

I'll just do whatever this guy did. Probably shit his pants and spoiled the meal.
get a gun. a hand gun is good enough unless it wants to fight to the death. then you might need a bigger caliber. thats the only way to feel truly safe in the woods.

I have some theories about bears and their fear of fire. but I aint about to try that out in person lol.
 

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I had my gun in the pack where it would do me absolutely no good.

I think instead of bear spray, I'll order a holster lol.
 

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Jul 23, 2015
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you do need a gun .no bears around tampa...they're all up your way.

lots in the pan handle too..wonder if they eat those apalachicola bay oysters?

 

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you do need a gun .no bears around tampa...they're all up your way.

lots in the pan handle too..wonder if they eat those apalachicola bay oysters?

Haha I was in that red zone where it says St Johns dreaming about bears last night.

Bears shuckin oyster with their claws and poking holes in Busch cans, I can picture it.
 

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Jul 23, 2015
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went out for sushi...i have no food in the house because i'm leaving town manana..

what are you eating tonight??
 

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went out for sushi...i have no food in the house because i'm leaving town manana..

what are you eating tonight??
Sushi sounds good.

There is a ghetto place called Hip Hop Chicken and Fish that I think I'll go get. My wife is still out Christmas shopping.

She likes to come home and tell me how much money she's saved us lol. Does not compute.

Have fun on your Christmas road trip! Go easy on the eggnog.
 

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Haha I was in that red zone where it says St Johns dreaming about bears last night.

Bears shuckin oyster with their claws and poking holes in Busch cans, I can picture it.
bears know what's up. ..i ate the oysters like crazy when i lived up that way.
raw...grilled steamed 'em. fried po'boys..smoked 'em...put 'em in scrambled eggs. not really in eggs..but they were so plentiful...and delicious.
 

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bears know what's up. ..i ate the oysters like crazy when i lived up that way.
raw...grilled steamed 'em. fried po'boys..smoked 'em...put 'em in scrambled eggs. not really in eggs..but they were so plentiful...and delicious.
Best place to get them. Something about the fresh and salt water mixing. I saw a documentary once but can't remember.
 

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po'boy = poor boy. it's a sub type sandwich specific to that region of the U.S. usually with fried seafood.. not healthy..but tasty.

That's southern fried shrimp is it? I'm thinking some garlic sauce and we have a deal.
 
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That's southern fried shrimp is it? I'm thinking some garlic sauce and we have a deal.
the best PoBoy I ever had I dont even remember. I have a picture of it though lol.

I was trashed up in New Orleans and stopped at Johnny's poboys. Johnny's Po-Boys

and I had the softshell crab poboy. apparently I couldnt stop talking about it...but I dont remember, too many deleted scenes from that week.