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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Let me know if you want me to post the chords. Easiest song ever.

Chicks will be throwing their panties at you. Actually they won't because this is a song for dudes. But it's a lot like "Every Rose" by Poison, which they actually do throw their panties at you if you know how to play.

That's not true either as I've played that song in front of countless women just hoping that they would just start tearing off their panties and throwing them at me. It's not all that realistic as chicks - in Ohio - are generally wearing pants of some sort. So if they were to toss me their panties they would have to take off their pants first. That's a lot of work. And it likely leads to an awkward scene as she scrunches back into her jeans sans panties.

I don't know where I was going with this. I'm going to hit enter. now....
Holy shit. I don't really remember typing most of this. The funny parts I remember.

At this point I'm just entertaining myself.
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,565
18,275
I'm out if beer and bourbon.

Gonna finish this bottle of wine that I jacked from my wife's stash and go to sleep.
 

jason73

Auslander Raus
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
75,331
138,546
It seems like everyone I know does coke. In the last few months I have found out that about ten of my friends do coke on a regular basis. Im just surprised when I found out.
All my friends do too.thats why I hang out here with you guys these days
 
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Fuck guitar.

It's all about the vocals, that's what get the gash frothing

I always make sure to practice my soul glo voice once a week, and if I wasn't blocked by my gf who hates my guts I'm utterly convinced that I would be up to my nuts in guts, off my voice alone!

I refuse to read the last 40 pages to understand why you are with her again.


I'm just here to call you a cuckold.




okay, I admit that is one of the funniest posts inna while....cuck.[SpoiILER]