Holy shit. I don't really remember typing most of this. The funny parts I remember.Let me know if you want me to post the chords. Easiest song ever.
Chicks will be throwing their panties at you. Actually they won't because this is a song for dudes. But it's a lot like "Every Rose" by Poison, which they actually do throw their panties at you if you know how to play.
That's not true either as I've played that song in front of countless women just hoping that they would just start tearing off their panties and throwing them at me. It's not all that realistic as chicks - in Ohio - are generally wearing pants of some sort. So if they were to toss me their panties they would have to take off their pants first. That's a lot of work. And it likely leads to an awkward scene as she scrunches back into her jeans sans panties.
I don't know where I was going with this. I'm going to hit enter. now....
At this point I'm just entertaining myself.