General RIP Comunity Chit Chat
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Does anyone want this tee shirt? Size is XXL. I'll ship to you. (inside the U.S.A.) PM me. 
So my Ma arrives this morning all sunshiney, of course I'm immediately wary but it turns out she just wants me to service her car. I enjoy doing it so it's all good, brakes go in, 5 minutes a side I'm like "Cool! These guys thought the design out really well"
I pop off the sump plug to drain the oil, "grand" I say as filthy oil drains into the pan, "'I'll just whip off the oil filter while I'm waiting". Pop the bonnet (hood) check the usual spots, hmm?? That's odd must be round the back? Well the air intake blocks the view so I suppose it's a lie down crawl under job? I lie down and crawl under. My heart breaks, These motherfuckers have hidden the oil filter way up in there. I'm not kiddin, the driveshaft, wishbone, alternator, and fuel injector rail are surrounding this fucking thing and it's nearly impossible to get both my hands near it at once because my damned arms are so long but I have to get the filter tool on somehow. Minutes or hours tick by I've gone from a bit grumpy to raging maniac who has to rest his arms every 40 seconds, but finally, finally the strap is tight around the filter. Attach socket wrench, cant turn it from here, adjust, can turn it but my face is under the filter now "fuck it" I say and twist that sucker off, oil cascades down on top off me as I squirm away getting the new filter on was frankly harder than getting the old one off. I won though, I came out looking like this with more white hot rage, but I fucking won.
/Rant
I pop off the sump plug to drain the oil, "grand" I say as filthy oil drains into the pan, "'I'll just whip off the oil filter while I'm waiting". Pop the bonnet (hood) check the usual spots, hmm?? That's odd must be round the back? Well the air intake blocks the view so I suppose it's a lie down crawl under job? I lie down and crawl under. My heart breaks, These motherfuckers have hidden the oil filter way up in there. I'm not kiddin, the driveshaft, wishbone, alternator, and fuel injector rail are surrounding this fucking thing and it's nearly impossible to get both my hands near it at once because my damned arms are so long but I have to get the filter tool on somehow. Minutes or hours tick by I've gone from a bit grumpy to raging maniac who has to rest his arms every 40 seconds, but finally, finally the strap is tight around the filter. Attach socket wrench, cant turn it from here, adjust, can turn it but my face is under the filter now "fuck it" I say and twist that sucker off, oil cascades down on top off me as I squirm away getting the new filter on was frankly harder than getting the old one off. I won though, I came out looking like this with more white hot rage, but I fucking won.
/Rant
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BroDoes anyone want this tee shirt? Size is XXL. I'll ship to you. (inside the U.S.A.) PM me.
What kind of car? And I thought my jetta was a pitaSo my Ma arrives this morning all sunshiney, of course I'm immediately wary but it turns out she just wants me to service her car. I enjoy doing it so it's all good, brakes go in, 5 minutes a side I'm like "Cool! These guys thought the design out really well"
I pop off the sump plug to drain the oil, "grand" I say as filthy oil drains into the pan, "'I'll just whip off the oil filter while I'm waiting". Pop the bonnet (hood) check the usual spots, hmm?? That's odd must be round the back? Well the air intake blocks the view so I suppose it's a lie down crawl under job? I lie down and crawl under. My heart breaks, These motherfuckers have hidden the oil filter way up in there. I'm not kiddin, the driveshaft, wishbone, alternator, and fuel injector rail are surrounding this fucking thing and it's nearly impossible to get both my hands near it at once because my damned arms are so long but I have to get the filter tool on somehow. Minutes or hours tick by I've gone from a bit grumpy to raging maniac who has to rest his arms every 40 seconds, but finally, finally the strap is tight around the filter. Attach socket wrench, cant turn it from here, adjust, can turn it but my face is under the filter now "fuck it" I say and twist that sucker off, oil cascades down on top off me as I squirm away getting the new filter on was frankly harder than getting the old one off. I won though, I came out looking like this with more white hot rage, but I fucking won.
/Rant
It's an 02 Kia good car generally.
I'm just trying to be nice.
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I am head of project management, North America, for a multinational construction firm we have 75 big things going on right now in the States and Canada.
In case you were wondering they pay me about tree fiddy
good for you bro.
i will never retire
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lucky!
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Trust me when i say: Being worn down to the nub of uselessness isn't as much fun as it sounds.
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Bro don't even go there, you know how many injuries I've acquired these past three hundred years? I tells ya.Trust me when i say: Being worn down to the nub of uselessness isn't as much fun as it sounds.
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Trust me when i say: Being worn down to the nub of uselessness isn't as much fun as it sounds.
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Watching the bootleg copy of that crowded around a little 6" DVD player screen with my squad in the 88 was an awesome memory. Thanks for reminding me homie. It's nice to remember that it wasn't all bad.
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A kids show?
Thanks. Now the song is gonna be in my head for a week....
View: https://youtu.be/TAAriJDYWlg
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I have never seen the full video before.
Is this where I point out there's a topless video of her making out with another topless woman...and that you need to be careful not to get a virus in your googling for it.
Just saying.
I am embarrassed for those nerds that went up to the car to film it on their phones. I would have taken my cock out and seen what's what.
is the walking dead on tonight?
if it is, as a christian minister i find that highly inappropriate and will be writing a letter to my local angry feminist group.
seriously though, would rick and Daryl be able to take down jesus with his magic and whatnot? it would be more like an episode of the elder scrolls imo, and would take away from the realism of the show.
best to postpone it imo, or at least not have jesus in a cameo.
oh and IF they did fight i choose Daryl via crossbow
if it is, as a christian minister i find that highly inappropriate and will be writing a letter to my local angry feminist group.
seriously though, would rick and Daryl be able to take down jesus with his magic and whatnot? it would be more like an episode of the elder scrolls imo, and would take away from the realism of the show.
best to postpone it imo, or at least not have jesus in a cameo.
oh and IF they did fight i choose Daryl via crossbow