I made a thread on the UG at the time it happened.
Basically I was going to watch iron man 3 with my mission commander and we went to a steakhouse first and ate. As we got up to leave it debated going for a shit but was like nah fuckit I'm good for now. Head to the movies buy a ticket and head through, and it's upon me. I tell my buddy I'll meet him in there gotta go use the restroom. Well im trying to find it and starting to panic as its really wanting out, guts bubbly as fuck. I get in there and decide to use the disabled stall, lock it and franticly trying to undo my belt and my shorts.
Game over. Right before i can get em down i unleash the crappen. The most extreme amount of dihorrea ive ever had in my life. All over my shorts , flooding out the stall and im powerless, my asshole was on its own command. After a bit it stops and im like wtf so i get on the toilet and purge out the leftovers and start trying to wipe up the floor in a state, almost ready to start crying. I hear the main door open and a dad directing his kid whoch pisser to use followed by "oh DAMN!" (Im not kidding it was like something from a spoof comedy movie the amount pf shit)
So i clean up the stall and myself the best i can and try to act as normal as i can crossed with some metal gear solid sneakery and go back to my car (was actually my dads, id traded him for the weekend) and headed home.
Then i started getting texts from my buddy asking where the duck i was and im missing the movie. So i sent one back saying had a toilet mishap and he needs to get a cab home.
One of the worst moments of my life.
But looking back on it im kinda glad it happened so i diddnt have to sit thru that piece of shit movie
@MelE5150 come back. I hope
@ThatOneDude doesn't disappear for to long. I had wondered where
@Psychotropic Wanderlust went. I now know. I'm glad to see him back. @Alienator glad to see you around.
@BJTT-FrankRizzo came back from his sabbatical from defending the universe out in the 10,000 lakes sector and went out to represent TMAAC in the city today. Hopefully he threw some of those TMAAC stickers where people can see them. 
