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BJTT_Pella

BJTT_Pella

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Im not ready for this. My son is 12 and my daughters 9th bday party is today. She has boys already buying her flowers and shit. Some of the boys parents encourage it. Im like :eek:. A bunch of these lil fuckers will be in my house today. We live in a small town and shes the only blondie in her class. So this will pretty much be the dating pool for tthe next few years. Im gonna have to rank them 1-100 on the threat level that these lil fuckers present. Her brother is not happy haha.
 
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BJTT-Pella said:
Im not ready for this. My son is 12 and my daughters 9th bday party is today. She has boys already buying her flowers and shit. Some of the boys parents encourage it. Im like :eek:. A bunch of these lil fuckers will be in my house today. We live in a small town and shes the only blondie in her class. So this will pretty much be the dating pool for tthe next few years. Im gonna have to rank them 1-100 on the threat level that these lil fuckers present. Her brother is not happy haha.
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the "Im like :eek:" made me lol
 
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BJTT-Pella said:
Im not ready for this. My son is 12 and my daughters 9th bday party is today. She has boys already buying her flowers and shit. Some of the boys parents encourage it. Im like :eek:. A bunch of these lil fuckers will be in my house today. We live in a small town and shes the only blondie in her class. So this will pretty much be the dating pool for tthe next few years. Im gonna have to rank them 1-100 on the threat level that these lil fuckers present. Her brother is not happy haha.
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Good luck bro. At least your son can help with you daughter when they are in high school.

But nobody is gonna stop your son from banging his teachers. Oh wait, you're not in Florida. Disregard.
 
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What happened? lol
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The oldest boy was caught having sex with his girlfriend when he was about 18. My daughter, 16 at the time, came home from school and found them going at it on the couch. My daughter freaked out and called my wife.

More recently, my wife walked in on my 16 year old boy banging his girlfriend in his bedroom.
 
BJTT_Pella

BJTT_Pella

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Chief said:
Good luck bro. At least your son can help with you daughter when they are in high school.

But nobody is gonna stop your son from banging his teachers. Oh wait, you're not in Florida. Disregard.
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True and I think he will. His teachers have been hot so far so this might actually play out.
 
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Chief said:
The oldest boy was caught having sex with his girlfriend when he was about 18. My daughter, 16 at the time, came home from school and found them going at it on the couch. My daughter freaked out and called my wife.

More recently, my wife walked in on my 16 year old boy banging his girlfriend in his bedroom.
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Jesus, I'm not a parent but that would bother me a little I bet. As an outsider it sounds funny but it's kind of not. I remember being that age, we were all so horned up that we were walking boners, talking boners. If I was a parent I'd be scared to death of my kid possible changing the entire course of his or her life just for a little sex. We've all been there in that situation, no doubt worried when we were kids.

I remember the first time I had sex I was convinced I got the girl pregnant that the next day I wrote out how I would tell mine and her parents. I gameplanned everything. She just stopped talking to me surely because I was horrible in bed and probably freaked her out. lol
 
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Chief said:
I have 2 boys, and both were caught. Good luck trying to bottle up that testosterone. :D
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heard that. i buy him condoms and showed him the gnarliest herps on a ding dong pic i could find online. stds are no joke, right?

..i also took him for the hpv vaccine.

but i'll tell ya this. he has been visiting the girl...and i'm thinking it's totally that girls' parents responsibility to know what they're up to.
i asked him if he's allowed in her room. something i didn't let fly with my teenage girl when she had boys over. the girl's parents let him hang out in her room...thinking about calling them up to check on the bc situation. things i need to know.

also. i have one of each...and in my experience the girls are much more sexually motivated or more agressive. you wouldn't believe the amount of young ladies trying to get at my son. had one who would leave starbucks on our porch. and bring him presents almost daily. one sent boob shots. i had to call that young ladies mom to let her know her daughter was taking it to the slut level.

with my daughter..i have seen the flowers and had to chase one kid out of the house who came in through the window...but not nearly as aggressive as the girls have been.
 
gangsterkathryn

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Chief said:
The oldest boy was caught having sex with his girlfriend when he was about 18. My daughter, 16 at the time, came home from school and found them going at it on the couch. My daughter freaked out and called my wife.

More recently, my wife walked in on my 16 year old boy banging his girlfriend in his bedroom.
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I am cool with 18, but not on my couch. Use your room.
16, not so much.

I hope my son doesn't ask me any questions.
 
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I agree check it @Check it , in my experience girls initiated the sexual activity. All boys are ready to go, all the time, just waiting for the ok. That first ok, usually cam from an older girl. That's been my experience anyway, we've had this conversation at work and it seemed to be the concensus that our 1st sexual experience came from an older girl.
 
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With one boyfriend, I tried to go past making out but he wasn't having any of it.

He also didn't clean his foreskin properly so it was probably a good thing and scared me away from uncircumcised dicks.
 
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gangsterkathryn said:
I am cool with 18, but not on my couch. Use your room.
16, not so much.

I hope my son doesn't ask me any questions.
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Don't let the situation embarrass you. Just remember 2 things.

No diseases
No babies

Just tell yourself that those awkward conversations about condoms and everything that goes along, is worth it to keep your child baby and disease free. You're protecting a future that they can't see yet.
 
gangsterkathryn

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Chief said:
Don't let the situation embarrass you. Just remember 2 things.

No diseases
No babies

Just tell yourself that those awkward conversations about condoms and everything that goes along, is worth it to keep your child baby and disease free. You're protecting a future that they can't see yet.
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Yes. I will definitely be open about being safe and protected.

How do I handle finding crusty tissues/socks/etc?
 
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gangsterkathryn said:
Yes. I will definitely be open about being safe and protected.

How do I handle finding crusty tissues/socks/etc?
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Well, my wife just complained to me about her towels being crusty lol. I just made jokes like when they would have the shower on for 30 minutes I'd knock of the door and ask if they were ok lol.

Or when my wife complained about all of her expensive lotion disappearing, I would tell my son's that their hands were smooth and smelled nice.
 
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