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Hauler

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All served up by an overweight woman with warts on her hands that you would stare at in horror hoping that it doesnt come in contact with the food.
Haha. We had the same lunch lady in high school! Just nasty. Warts and hairy and fat and smelly. I was a Freshman and was so disgusted on my first day through the line that I packed my lunch for the next 4 years.
 

maurice

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The main difference is that the aforementioned fat American cafeteria workers can't cook for shit and are not expected to perform this basic job function, so they just reheat a bunch of fucking garbage.
 

gangsterkathryn

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Haha. We had the same lunch lady in high school! Just nasty. Warts and hairy and fat and smelly. I was a Freshman and was so disgusted on my first day through the line that I packed my lunch for the next 4 years.
At the first HS I attended, the lunch ladies were all very normal, but I switched schools halfway through junior year and those ladies weren't cute.
 

Jesus X

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my elementary school had some excellent lunches.

my middle school had prison food.

in high school we could go to restaurants or food trucks.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Conspicuous by its absence, Canada. I can help remedy that though!

Canada: Whatever the fuck you brought from home.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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Conspicuous by its absence, Canada. I can help remedy that though!

Canada: Whatever the fuck you brought from home.
Yeah most kids brought their own food, mine was always my parents ethnic food left overs so I had to hide underneath a building to eat it out of shame then go play once I was done.

Here's a typical Aussie kids lunch order, we dont have a cafeteria you just line up in the sun outside a brick building, get your pre-made shit then fuck off and hope you can find some shade somewhere



haha fuck your order forms just write it on the bag they are going to serve it to you , save some trees
 

Lord Vutulaki

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So pie is the most healthy thing Aussie kids eat at school?
haha yeah when I was in school it was indeed (but you couldnt get soda), my kids get a little healthier options like tuna sushi and butter chicken and rice but its mainly all highly processed junk. My son always gets these dino-snacks which are just chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs, daughter always gets the sushi. If im at the school around lunch time I normally line up with the kids and get one of these, know what they are?

 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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haha yeah when I was in school it was indeed (but you couldnt get soda), my kids get a little healthier options like tuna sushi and butter chicken and rice but its mainly all highly processed junk. My son always gets these dino-snacks which are just chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs, daughter always gets the sushi. If im at the school around lunch time I normally line up with the kids and get one of these, know what they are?

Looks like a sausage roll, or a badly misshapen Jamaican patty.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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I assumed you were talking about food.

Hills hoist are pretty common, so are coolers. Coolers were invented in the Good ole U.S. of A.
Coolers maybe but the esky was our invention

"The Esky was created by Malley's, a Sydney refrigeration business. Some historians have credited Malley's with the invention of the portable ice cooler.[1] According to the company, the Esky, was "recognised as the first official portable cooler in the world."[2] The company's own figures claim that by 1960, 500,000 Australian households owned one (in a country of approximately 10 million)."

Esky - Wikipedia
 

Hauler

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Coolers maybe but the esky was our invention

"The Esky was created by Malley's, a Sydney refrigeration business. Some historians have credited Malley's with the invention of the portable ice cooler.[1] According to the company, the Esky, was "recognised as the first official portable cooler in the world."[2] The company's own figures claim that by 1960, 500,000 Australian households owned one (in a country of approximately 10 million)."

Esky - Wikipedia
You can't change the name of something that already exists and claim you invented it.
 

Disciplined Galt

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I still eat them. Often delicious, street food quality. In Sweden the cantina workers are legit retards.