General Scratch on car, Help?!

[Shinkicker]

When it comes to yhe car, only thing i know how to do is inspire you not to do so in the future by laughing at your misfortune, really. I scratch my car? Car gets scratched and idgaf.

However... Maybe give hubby a hummer and a beer before you break the news?

Sigh, you're late. We've thought of this. My mouth is still numb/half hurting from dentist.

 

[Punch]

Already been suggested.

Seconded! Sounds like a good p.o.a.

 

[Shinkicker]

When it comes to the car, only thing i know how to do is inspire you not to do so in the future by laughing at your misfortune, really. I scratch my car? Car gets scratched and idgaf.

However... Maybe give hubby a hummer and a beer before you break the news?

And without giving details, this doesn't persuade him

 

[Punch]

Sigh, you're late. We've thought of this. My mouth is still numb/half hurting from dentist.

Well, use your crotch mouth.

 

[Yossarian]

Not enough time now. I'll get caught.

I'll try again in the morning. Maybe with the electric buffer. Knowing my luck, buffer will sling paint chips off.

Pretend you havent noticed, let him dicover it, then start throing up or something, get really upset, like toss some furniture around.

 

[Shinkicker]

Pretend you havent noticed, let him dicover it, then start throing up or something, get really upset, like toss some furniture around.

i like it.

 

[Punch]

i like it.

I'm not getting why it's such a huge deal. Why is it a huge deal, and why can't you just explain it?

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

I think you should videotape his response and post it here for our enjoyment.

 

[Shinkicker]

I'm not getting why it's such a huge deal. Why is it a huge deal, and why can't you just explain it?

I fold socks, remember?

He is going to be pissed.

 

[Punch]

I fold socks, remember?

He is going to be pissed.

Weak.

 

[Shinkicker]

He is here.

My plan, hide it until I have better idea.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

She has gone dark.

Best be videotaping this shit.

 

[Hauler]

Sigh, you're late. We've thought of this. My mouth is still numb/half hurting from dentist.

A numb mouth?

That lucky bastard.

 

[Hauler]

Seconded! Sounds like a good p.o.a.

Thirded

 

[Super Dave]

 

[Limpy]

Dafuq she go?

 

[Limpy]

@Vutus God knows his shit. What would you do?

 

[Hauler]

Dafuq she go?

Trying her best to not act guilty, talking about anything except the car.

He'll casually ask her why she smells of wax and power tools; she'll make up some story about flicking her bean in the garage with the buffer.

 

[1372]

@Vutus God knows his shit. What would you do?

Murder him before he sees it.

Bury him in the garden.

Profit?

 

[Hauler]

This thread gets my early TOTY nomination. Funny shit.

 

[Hauler]

For the color, I'm thinking Ford Smoked Quartz:

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Onetrickpony]

Her mouth is sore, the crotch mouth seems to have been a no go and that means there is only one place left for her husband to visit.

Being German he most likely has a ingrained attraction to the scheisse orifice so this may let her distract him from the damage done.

 

[Limpy]

Update?

@Old Lars what would you do to fix it?

 

[member 1013]

Update?

@Old Lars what would you do to fix it?

I'd go to crappy t and get a can of pink tremclad