Secrets of your job?

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Its not gossip. They are all inferior to 80 proof

That's death. Iont wanna die yet.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

That's death. Iont wanna die yet.

But the hangover from drinking a bottle of Pink Moscato would feel like death.

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

But the hangover from drinking a bottle of Pink Moscato would feel like death.

Nah. Lips might crack a tad bit but the coochie tastes like watermelon for 3 days.

 

[627]

The secret of my job is knowing the difference of boom up and boom down.

 

[Zeph]

That's a pig in a blanket, you freakin' hipster snob.

Pigs in blankets are little sausages covered in bacon!

 

[Mas Macho]

People like you i made sure to give the worst car in the available fleet. People like you are easily spotted. Guess what? Economy car for hertz = basic yaris or fiat. Guess what car you're getting? A basic as fuck yaris or nisan versa.

That is the beauty of it, they never had that class of car in stock so I always got a free upgrade.

 

[Darqnezz]

When you shank someone twist the blade upon exit. It creates a bigger exit wound. Don't be cheap. Use good materials, if the blade snaps off it could staunch the blood flow.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Pigs in blankets are little sausages covered in bacon!

Ummm fucking wrong, it's cocktail weiners in a pastry blanket..... Asshole

 

[Darqnezz]

Ummm fucking wrong, it's cocktail weiners in a pastry blanket..... Asshole

Or the latest conquest by @teamquestnorth

 

[Wild]

Pigs in blankets are little sausages covered in bacon!

Excuse me sir, but my grade school cafeteria disagrees, mkay.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Excuse me sir, but my grade school cafeteria disagrees, mkay.

It's a matter of country vs country and though I'm us born, England holds the advantage since they/and now we were there first.....I can choose whichever side suits me but have to admit (and this really, extremely, painfully hurts me) that zeph is right.

 

[ThatOneDude]

It's a matter of country vs country and though I'm us born, England holds the advantage since they/and now we were there first.....I can choose whichever side suits me but have to admit (and this really, extremely, painfully hurts me) that zeph is right.

FUCKING treasonous bastard

Plus we won and England lost so they are automatically wrong

 

[Robbie Hart]

FUCKING treasonous bastard

Plus we won and England lost so they are automatically wrong

I thought you were from Yugoslavia? What's with we?

 

[Deleted member 1]

Stating that you have allergy to every med that you didn't like (no real allergy) is the fastest way to bad healthcare in the hospital.

Had a rash? Swollen tongue of throat? Let me know.

Morphine made you sleepy or high feeling? Well yeah. Don't tell people you have a morphine allergy.

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

That is the beauty of it, they never had that class of car in stock so I always got a free upgrade.

You and people like you are cunts. Period.
Edit: - L

 

[canofsticks]

Nah.

Pig in a blanket is those little flavorless weenies.

These are actually klobenesks but we flipped the name. When we spread them around Texas.

Texas has a huge German and Czech population. The fruit things are really.kolaches but we all call them the same thing. Meat is most common. But mixing in Louisiana/east Texas to get a Boudain kolaches is acceptable too.

You haven't lived fam

I'm on a diet. Coworker brought boudin kolaches to work this morning. I ate 3. I regret nothing.

 

[lookoutawhale]

You and people like you are cunts. Period.

lets not get all UG up in this mother..

im sure we can all respectfully disagree.

 

[teamquestnorth]

You and people like you are cunts. Period.

Over a rental car lol

 

[lookoutawhale]

Over a rental car lol

hehe

 

[Mas Macho]

You and people like you are cunts. Period.

Lol