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lookoutawhale

Mammal of the Sea
Jan 20, 2015
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when i put my socks on in the morning, I throw them in the air and let them decide what feet they want to go on.

the one that falls furthest to each side goes on that foot.
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
8,794
10,053
I was a full blown necrophiliac until the rot caught up with me
 

Qat

QoQ
Nov 3, 2015
16,379
22,495
I sometimes go to gay "sex" parties (not orgies, just parties that are very open and encouraging).
I smash down the advances of the dudes and go for the smoking hot hetero women that are there out of curiosity, which are always around.
Sometimes you wonder if they deliver female voyeur tourists per bus.

They also feel very special when they get chosen, u know. Good for everyone.

Only ashamed for telling them sometimes that I'm bi, if they ask, which I am not.
 

Ted Williams' head

It's freezing in here!
Sep 23, 2015
11,283
19,071
I lose my mind a lot on the road. I think a lot of people can relate. I'm a very calm person, very patient, I worked as a bouncer where you have to deal with violent drunks every night and never lost my cool, and now I have a job where I have to deal with very arrogant people and keep things civil. Ask anyone who knows me: I'm calm, level headed guy.

But if I get stuck behind a slow driver, I'm the one cursing, screaming, beeping the horn, slapping the steering wheel, punching the air like Cuba Gooding in Boyz in the Hood. All over someone doing 45 in a 50 zone. Then 5 minutes later I laugh at myself for being so stupid.... but I'll do the same thing the next day. I just can't help it.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,368
34,139
I lose my mind a lot on the road. I think a lot of people can relate. I'm a very calm person, very patient, I worked as a bouncer where you have to deal with violent drunks every night and never lost my cool, and now I have a job where I have to deal with very arrogant people and keep things civil. Ask anyone who knows me: I'm calm, level headed guy.

But if I get stuck behind a slow driver, I'm the one cursing, screaming, beeping the horn, slapping the steering wheel, punching the air like Cuba Gooding in Boyz in the Hood. All over someone doing 45 in a 50 zone. Then 5 minutes later I laugh at myself for being so stupid.... but I'll do the same thing the next day. I just can't help it.
I feel you on this man
 

GSPTrainingInAPool

Man on the silver mountain
Dec 1, 2015
2,994
3,823
I lose my mind a lot on the road. I think a lot of people can relate. I'm a very calm person, very patient, I worked as a bouncer where you have to deal with violent drunks every night and never lost my cool, and now I have a job where I have to deal with very arrogant people and keep things civil. Ask anyone who knows me: I'm calm, level headed guy.

But if I get stuck behind a slow driver, I'm the one cursing, screaming, beeping the horn, slapping the steering wheel, punching the air like Cuba Gooding in Boyz in the Hood. All over someone doing 45 in a 50 zone. Then 5 minutes later I laugh at myself for being so stupid.... but I'll do the same thing the next day. I just can't help it.
Yep...road rage is shiiiity
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
30,009
32,535
I have had to type in the following phrase into google:

"how to properly clean human feces off tile"

the funny part was that youtube had several videos very helpful videos.