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What in the actual fuck is that fagget talking about
 

Rambo John J

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Does it really matter? Are you saying you wont let her sit on your lap because of a few stretchmarks?
It does matter to me

those aren't stretch marks....look more like plastic outer skin

Plenty of heavier chicks with real ass to sit on my lap/face
 

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That middle white chick has an ass like Kesha.

Yuk

 

Rambo John J

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If thats what you have to tell yourself to get through the day bro. And fuck 20 years of one vagina.
she is pretty dang hot...basically a non big muscle crossfit chick...probably an 8 on most fellas scale

I am 40 years old fella(she is 35)....I just don't get fake asses to be honest(is it a implant? is it a fat injection? they cut open the bottom of cheek to insert/inject?

Ya 20 years is a long time, can't believe it has been that long
 

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she is pretty dang hot...basically a non big muscle crossfit chick...probably an 8 on most fellas scale

I am 40 years old fella(she is 35)....I just don't get fake asses to be honest(is it a implant? is it a fat injection? they cut open the bottom of cheek to insert/inject?

Ya 20 years is a long time, can't believe it has been that long
So 20 years ago she was 15 and you were 20?
 

Rambo John J

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So 20 years ago she was 15 and you were 20?
I met her when she was 18...my 20 years is likely off(gave a round number)...I always get in trouble for not remembering when we met

She could be 36 also...I honestly am horrible with birthday ages dates etc...


but it does sound creepy lol...good catch

22+ and 18+ was the age we met at
 

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I met her when she was 18...my 20 years is likely off(gave a round number)...I always get in trouble for not remembering when we met

She could be 36 also...I honestly am horrible with birthday ages dates etc...


but it does sound creepy lol...good catch

22+ and 18+ was the age we met at
Does she smack you around like Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart wife does to him?
 

Rambo John J

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Does she smack you around like Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart wife does to him?
No...she has hit me twice in 17+ years or so(however long it is, feels like forever hence the 20 years##), but I was baiting her though.

I threw a grapefruit at her full speed and that is the only time I got aggro...it blew up and we started laughing...I smash objects when angry...I train striking so hitting another human does too much damage.

I don't know much about robbie though
 

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your like a lawyer

just checked the records...my chick is 37...I am 41 in april we don't celebrate birthdays so I lose track of that stuff

Her body is still firm like an unripe advocado
 

Rambo John J

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Well since I am probably one of the top 3 smartest people that post here, I just used basic math I learned in 1st grade.
Guess so, good catch.
I am good with math but horrible with dates...basically I am just a cool mother fucker with a big ass dick(kinda)