The British are cumming...they figured it out.

[1372]

You know that Norah Jones song...Don't know why I didn't cum.

She wrote that after dating me for a week and then meeting unsatisfactory fellas.

 

[member 1013]

You know that Norah Jones song...Don't know why I didn't cum.

She wrote that after dating me for a week and then meeting unsatisfactory fellas.

My dad listens to Norah Jones and he's senile

 

[1372]

My dad listens to Norah Jones and he's senile

Only because I wore her out so much....She used to do techno before our early shens....Good girl at heart.

 

[Zeph]

My voice melts vulvas

Jus sayin.

You're not doing us any favours on the bad teeth stereotype.

 

[1372]

You're not doing us any favours on the bad teeth stereotype.

My stage name is Lickety Split.

I bleach my teeth when I'm doing my ass.

 

[BJTT-Rizzo]

Listen, I've used the appeal that my foreign-ness has had when traveling overseas. I'm only bothered I didn't think to do this in my 20's. Oh well, 40 is the new 20 hey? *rummages in bag for passport*

It moved.

 

[Robbie Hart]

The British Are Coming: Meet the UK Lads Who Take Sex-Tourism Trips to Small-Town America | VICE | United States


Now in fairness they don't totally get it. Girls in the US will fuck any man with a British accent no matter how fat and ugly he is.

They think its the way they dress or any of that. That's as likely to get them made fun of as anything by most of these women and small town America.

But dat accent... and now they've become sentient!!

They mention going to West Virginia and being better dressed than the locals.............end of story

 

[Robbie Hart]

In for more of this back and forth between @£4 for a Reemjob and @ConorTheGoat

 

[EyeAmYuki]

True.

A pity you have nowhere to send the Chavs now.

I suggest magaluf

 

[La Paix]

No one in North America can use them, it's chaos 90% of the time you encounter one. Pure, unadulterated chaos.

You should see when I enter one with my trailer in Murica.

 

[member 1013]

You should see when I enter one with my trailer in Murica.

lmao what a classic episode.

 

[ecky]

This is very true from personal experience, easiest place in the world for me to get girls is the US. It has actually been awhile since I was over there, think I will make a point of heading over this year.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Sounds exactly like being an American in Australia.