"The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors world events and assesses nuclear threats against the United States by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch."I've been collecting documents.
We just saved Western Civilization by carpooling the Amish to the polling stations.
Just basking in the glory. I have enough documents to seriously disrupt the system but decided to hold my cards close.
Here is a small snippet of the truth:
Defcon nuclear threat REDUCED to safest level following Donald Trump victory
We didn't just save Western Civilization, we just took a step back from all out thermonuclear war.
Take that in for a second. Trump gets elected and the threat of nuclear war decreases from the current Nobel Peace Prize holder President.
Here's a rare Amish Pepe to tide you over while you await the rest of the documents
I hope this was a joke post.