I feel like this is the rights version of the shrieking woman
Love Weird Al, but it sounds nothing like him.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agvibm7Wqy4
I'm a moonshine sipper straight slipping in the darkness
Far from heartless, I'm more like the sharpest
Tool in the shed, no I never been the smartest
But make no mistake, I hit the fucking hardest
Devil without a cause, you heard me scream it
And twenty years later, bitch I still fucking mean it
Bucka bucka, you ain't never met a motherfucker like this
Kiss my ass then you can suck a dick, sideways
My way or the highway, listen up
Ain't nothing changed here, I still don't give a fuck
So what the fuck's up with all the backlash
You snowflakes, here's a newsflash
Years ago, we all thought it was a joke, see?
That every kid got a motherfucking trophy
But yo homie, here's the situation
A nation of pussies is our next generation
And these minions and their agendas
Every opinion has a millennial offended
But this amendment one, it rings true
And if you don't dissent, bitch, then see number two
Ain't nothing new, right church, wrong pew
Get a clue, a crew, your fake news and views
Can all get the bottom of my motherfucking shoe
I'm the last of a few still screaming fuck you
Oh, I'm gonna soar like an eagle
My wings will carry me away
I've got the heart of a lion
And I get stronger every day
You'll never tell me shit, you'll never flip my script
Because I'm more outrageous than the Vegas strip
You're like Mayberry bitch, I'm hard and crisp
High risk hillbilly but I'm filthy rich
You're like Milli Vanilli, kinda silly and shit
I'm like Shotgun Willie smoking phillies and shit
I'm like Reverend Run or David Lee Roth
Like Springsteen bitch, I'm the motherfucking boss
James Dean, shit, I'm more like Brad Pitt
A little less pretty but I sling more dick
I twang more riffs, I slide through grass
I rip more lines than a ten pound bass
Pass the mic, I'm like sloe gin fizz
It ain't nobody, it ain't nobody
Far from heartless, I'm more like the sharpest
Tool in the shed, no I never been the smartest
But make no mistake, I hit the fucking hardest
Devil without a cause, you heard me scream it
And twenty years later, bitch I still fucking mean it
Bucka bucka, you ain't never met a motherfucker like this
Kiss my ass then you can suck a dick, sideways
My way or the highway, listen up
Ain't nothing changed here, I still don't give a fuck
So what the fuck's up with all the backlash
You snowflakes, here's a newsflash
Years ago, we all thought it was a joke, see?
That every kid got a motherfucking trophy
But yo homie, here's the situation
A nation of pussies is our next generation
And these minions and their agendas
Every opinion has a millennial offended
But this amendment one, it rings true
And if you don't dissent, bitch, then see number two
Ain't nothing new, right church, wrong pew
Get a clue, a crew, your fake news and views
Can all get the bottom of my motherfucking shoe
I'm the last of a few still screaming fuck you
Oh, I'm gonna soar like an eagle
My wings will carry me away
I've got the heart of a lion
And I get stronger every day
You'll never tell me shit, you'll never flip my script
Because I'm more outrageous than the Vegas strip
You're like Mayberry bitch, I'm hard and crisp
High risk hillbilly but I'm filthy rich
You're like Milli Vanilli, kinda silly and shit
I'm like Shotgun Willie smoking phillies and shit
I'm like Reverend Run or David Lee Roth
Like Springsteen bitch, I'm the motherfucking boss
James Dean, shit, I'm more like Brad Pitt
A little less pretty but I sling more dick
I twang more riffs, I slide through grass
I rip more lines than a ten pound bass
Pass the mic, I'm like sloe gin fizz
It ain't nobody, it ain't nobody
LOL @ The Springsteen reference. Him being referenced in this song probably pisses The Boss off to no end.
I wonder if Bruce will mention Kid Rock in an upcoming song? Sort of like a rap battle, but with two multi-millionaire musicians on opposite ends of the political spectrum ripping on each other.
It might not sound like Weird Al but those lyric read like a weird al satire. The song is horrible, even for kid rock standards.
It's a typical Kid Rock song. Not my thing, but most of his songs are like this.
We're talking about someone who covers Bruce's "Born in the USA" in concerts because he thinks it's a patriotic anthem. Or at least he assumes his audience does.
Do you disagree with travel bans?
Flagrant hypocrisy aside, the travel ban seems reasonable.
Hmmm GOP not accepting the results of a vote...
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