So the pro wrestler, Rock, hosted ? I never saw that one?
General The OSCARS 2022 ****OFFICIAL THREAD****
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Stick around old timer. This is the OSCARS thread that always gives.
The original is the always the best. Beware of copies.
And this is free as well.
Can’t call the momo Chris Rock, “Rock”
I have authority over you
Preciate the seniority.
But this is the official OSCARS thread. Everything in here is truth. Unlike that frankensteins monster of a thread on the other side
I always have first say
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Matt Damon really let himself go
But his wife got hotter.
"It's a trash can, not a trash can't."
Would be funny to watch a coked up de la hoya E.Honda bitch slap chris rock for getting mouthy.
@MMAHAWK I will reply to you in the official OSCARS thread.
You are totally bang on.
I guarantee you will see a glut of attacks on stand ups up and down your shit hole country and possibly the world. He was waaaay out of line.
Please try and keep OSCAR chat in the official thread so it will be logged professionally.
You make good points and I hate to see them wasted.
Chubby brown had to escape the stage at one of his shows after he opened with a Bradford (I think) stadium fire joke.
I will reply to you in the official OSCARS thread.
You are totally bang on.
I guarantee you will see a glut of attacks on stand ups up and down your shit hole country and possibly the world. He was waaaay out of line.
Please try and keep OSCAR chat in the official thread so it will be logged professionally.
You make good points and I hate to see them wasted.
Nah he's a really shitty comic who o thinks retired now. Was popular among British working class for years for swearing in funny ways but that's about it
Stewart Lee called me a cunt once. I got up to get a beer but the twat purposefully had the bar shut. He did it so he could lay into the first person standing up. Me. It was a work in progress show. He’s laying into me and im just looking round the audience. Standing up saying I thought this was entertainment. I thought i had paid to watch a show? He carried on a bit more. I’m still looking round quizzically, slightly exaggerated. Make a big show of looking hurt. Hands still outstretched like i’m super offended.
The twat carried on but knew he had lost the audience. Went into a big explanation about his audience being guardian reading cunts and he wanted to push it. Problem now is he has called all his audience cunts. He battles on for ten more minutes but people are now muttering to their friends. He finishes the set then spends another 10 mins apologising saying we aren’t cunts and apologises to m.
Pathetic.
This is one of the weakest stand up stories I have. One of the best involved an idiot asking some girls at the front what they do and they said were widows. That was spectacularly funny.
I do love Lady Gaga
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Lady Gaga seemingly brushes off Caitlyn Jenner before the Oscars
Twitter users couldn't get enough of an awkward video of Lady Gaga awkwardly explaining why she hadn't been to Caitlyn Jenner's usual Malibu Starbucks recently on Sunday.
Shit just got real yo
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Conspiracy Theorists Are Claiming That Chris Rock Wore A Cheek Pad Before Will Smith Slapped Him
Some Oscars viewers have revealed their theory that Chris Rock was wearing a pad on his cheek when Will Smith slapped him at the Oscars.
Shit just got real yo
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Conspiracy Theorists Are Claiming That Chris Rock Wore A Cheek Pad Before Will Smith Slapped Him
Some Oscars viewers have revealed their theory that Chris Rock was wearing a pad on his cheek when Will Smith slapped him at the Oscars.
@mods can we please delete this thread? It holds a lot of bad memories for Oscar lovers who were duped.
You're literally worse than Hitler burning books at the reichstag.
Sanction him mods. Sanction him harder than Biden sanctioned another war criminal. Putin.
More quality content on the official thread.
How hard can you slap Chris?
I got 27kmh
I wasn't trying too hard though as I'm on a train.
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How hard can you slap Chris?
I got 27kmh
I wasn't trying too hard though as I'm on a train.
How fast can you slap Chris Rock?
The fastest slaps require the strongest Wills. Unleash your inner Slap Smith and see how fast you can slap Chris Rock.
What happened in the room.
slate.com
All you get here is quality content. As befits the official OSCARS thread.
How One of the Most Disastrous Moments in Oscar History Unfolded
In minutes, Will Smith went from slapping Chris Rock to consulting with his publicist to casting himself as the heroic husband.
All you get here is quality content. As befits the official OSCARS thread.
I think it would be best if this thread was merged into the "Will Smith slapped Chris Rock" thread. The thread itself is garbage, but there are maybe three or four replies to this one that should be preserved.
