Theres a fucking snake in the garage
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I like snakes. They fascinate me. But we don't really have poisonous snakes around here. Some Copperheads and Timber Rattlers - that's about it.
When I find a snake in my garage I just grab it by the neck and move it. It's usually just a rat snake.
When I find a snake in my garage I just grab it by the neck and move it. It's usually just a rat snake.
and that snake looked like Demetrius Johnson!!
If you get a snake in the garage the best way to get rid of it is pour gas around the outside perimeter of the house and burn that bitch to the ground. Fuck snakes.
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Shovel would have done the trick no prob bob. Then again, i'm a heartless bastard. Anything that comes into my home like it's fucking welcome when it's not is asking for death's sweet release.
Glad we don't have snakes here
Did you carry around its headless corpse and play it like maracas?
If I lived in Australia, I'd make it a point to not have a bunch of shit laying around in the corners for this very reason. You mother fuckers live with some scary predators.
It slithered into the corner, ive phoned a ranger to come get it.
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Beware: Screaming sheilas (turn the volume down a bit)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEkAAK_NuBQ
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Yeah, fuck trying to catch it. My plans always call for murder.
Did St Patrick drive all yours into the sea as well?
That's what I always tell girls.
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The eastern brown snake is considered to be the second most venomous terrestrial snake.
Eastern brown snake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Australia is scary as fuck, with their of snakes, spiders, and box jellyfish.
I used to read about snakes and spiders all the time as a kid, and the worst ones always said "native to Australia" and I thanked god I didn't live there.
I used to read about snakes and spiders all the time as a kid, and the worst ones always said "native to Australia" and I thanked god I didn't live there.
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that is the cord to your shopvac
if it is a snake your mangina is impressive
if it is a snake your mangina is impressive
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Brown's are real bad snakes....Not to be fucked with in any circumstances...Joe definitely done the right thing.
ddint realize he was from australia..just looked at his avatar stats
Ya good call dude
I catch and relocate problem rattlers with sticks, sacks, and grabbers but that is all we got here in Oregon.
Probably would have shot that thing with birdshot from my .22 if it got In my garage
What kind of snake was it? I see some posts referring to a brown snake, but op didn't identify it. If the ranger lady just lifted up the box and picked the fucker up, I'm guessing it wasn't a brown or I'm guessing you mopped it to death.
mopped to death sounds like a shitty way to go