Sports Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI in Florida

[SongExotic2]

One of my favorite places to eat. The juke boxes, the people, the cheap coffee. Can't beat it.

He assured me I'd like it. He likes them diners and shit tho. If a waitress told him to fuck off he'd get a real kick out of it. He's very blue collar.

Which is strange because some of his friends are the furthest thing away from that.

I watched pacqioaioaiao vs Mayweather at a movie producers house.

Naturally I got hammered.

 

[Wild]

Damn. You guys are making me want to go.

Try it man. I'm a cheap eats, hole in the wall kinda guy anyway.

 

[Hauler]

Damn. You guys are making me want to go.

To Waffle House?

It's like Walmart with food.

 

[Wild]

He assured me I'd like it. He likes them diners and shit tho. If a waitress told him to fuck off he'd get a real kick out of it. He's very blue collar.

Which is strange because some of his friends are the furthest thing away from that.

I watched pacqioaioaiao vs Mayweather at a movie producers house.

Naturally I got hammered.

My wife went with me on a business trip to Nashville a while back, and we went to one there. The waitresses were singing to the jukebox and shit lol. We pulled the phones straight out a pushed record. Always a good time at the WH.

 

[Hauler]

Maybe I shouldn't criticize as I've only been to one while sober. That was on a road trip to the Gulf of Mexico and we stopped somewhere in the middle of Alabama at about 4 AM. It was about 90 degrees outside with 100% humidity, and all the restaurant windows had condensation all over them. Inside it smelled like an indoor swimming pool for some reason. I went to take a leak and someone had left half their meal on the floor by the toilet via vomit, and the other half of their meal by the sink via ass blast. Actually, I can't really confirm if both messes came from the same person.

I went back to our table and said "We're leaving". I took a piss outside in their parking lot, then grabbed some snacks at a gas station and continued on our way. Fucking disgusting place.

I've eaten at a few in Columbus in the pre-dawn hours that may or may not have been in the same condition. I don't really remember.

 

[member 3289]

Maybe I shouldn't criticize as I've only been to one while sober. That was on a road trip to the Gulf of Mexico and we stopped somewhere in the middle of Alabama at about 4 AM. It was about 90 degrees outside with 100% humidity, and all the restaurant windows had condensation all over them. Inside it smelled like an indoor swimming pool for some reason. I went to take a leak and someone had left half their meal on the floor by the toilet via vomit, and the other half of their meal by the sink via ass blast. Actually, I can't really confirm if both messes came from the same person.

This is par for the course in Alabama.

 

[seekntruth]

There's a reason it's referred to as Awful House.

 

[SongExotic2]

My wife went with me on a business trip to Nashville a while back, and we went to one there. The waitresses were singing to the jukebox and shit lol. We pulled the phones straight out a pushed record. Always a good time at the WH.

I should check it out.

My curse is that I have an affinity for fine food but I'm also the most likely to get arrested for public disorder.

There is a pack of Newport menthols 1.5 feet away from me and I have no fucking idea when I got them. Yesterday at the weirdo bar I panicked for a second because I saw my nemesis. I thought I might have to Kung Fu him.

Nothing happened

 

[SongExotic2]

There's a reason it's referred to as Awful House.

And what reason is that?

 

[Robbie Hart]

Good old Memorial Day, it always gets somebody.

He should've called me. Jupiter is over an hour from my house but I would've helped a bro out.

Tiger Woods arrested on DUI charge in Jupiter, Florida

2 things:

He's a drunk, poor man's version of @Chief

2. I have never and will never eat at a Waffle House......ever

 

[Wild]

Maybe I shouldn't criticize as I've only been to one while sober. That was on a road trip to the Gulf of Mexico and we stopped somewhere in the middle of Alabama at about 4 AM. It was about 90 degrees outside with 100% humidity, and all the restaurant windows had condensation all over them. Inside it smelled like an indoor swimming pool for some reason. I went to take a leak and someone had left half their meal on the floor by the toilet via vomit, and the other half of their meal by the sink via ass blast. Actually, I can't really confirm if both messes came from the same person.

I went back to our table and said "We're leaving". I took a piss outside in their parking lot, then grabbed some snacks at a gas station and continued on our way. Fucking disgusting place.

I've eaten at a few in Columbus in the pre-dawn hours that may or may not have been in the same condition. I don't really remember.

Oh there's no doubt that there are some really nasty ones...especially in the south. It's not like I've walked out of a few either. But at the end of the day, it's still my peeps and go-to for breakfast.

 

[Wild]

There's a reason it's referred to as Awful House.

I don't even know you anymore.

 

[seekntruth]

And what reason is that?

And

@Wild is gonna be there on xanax

 

[seekntruth]

I don't even know you anymore.

Whewww!

 

[seekntruth]

Any "restaurant" that Georgia has the most of is clearly a shit hole.










Poor Tiger

 

[Wild]

And

@Wild is gonna be there on xanax

Those are the ones I stay away from. If I walk in and it's nasty, I'm out.

 

[Wild]

And

@Wild is gonna be there on xanax

And those pics could be a thread all on their own.

 

[seekntruth]

I should check it out.

You limey's love terrible food, it's perfect for you.

 

[Qat]

I saw my nemesis. I thought I might have to Kung Fu him.

He stalks you eh?

 

[sparkuri]

Try it man. I'm a cheap eats, hole in the wall kinda guy anyway.

Look what you made me do.

 

[SongExotic2]

You limey's love terrible food, it's perfect for you.

I am like Gordon Ramsey apart from I can't cook. If I won the lottery I would quit my job and be a food critic . That is paradise for me

 

[SongExotic2]

Apart from I don't like pretentious food critic cunts. I'd change the game

 

[seekntruth]

I wonder what the betting line was 10 years ago, that Tiger would make John Daly look like the consummate pro in the twilight of his career.

 

[SongExotic2]

I wonder what the betting line was 10 years ago, that Tiger would make John Daly look like the consummate pro in the twilight of his career.

First sports billionaire.

I can't judge him tho. I fuck up way worse than him and I'm not even rich.

If you threw the kinda bitches he get into my life I'd last about 3 weeks

 

[SongExotic2]

Fucking tiger woods got me all sad now.

Think about every time you have ever watched porn.


Tiger woods can just snap his fingers and any of them girls will show up.

Motherfucker probably doesn't even know what porn is.

He's just like I wanna fuck the hottest Columbian bitch ever. 3 grand later he Chuck's her cartel ass off his pool table.


Fuck this I'm taking up golf