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Odins Fleshlight

I suffer from baby dick syndrome
Nov 2, 2016
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My niece and I. We are bestest bros evererr maaaaannnnnn.



I wore this wig and danced to Wrecking Ball. I attempted to dance in a somewhat ballet kinda way. But it came out like me trying to crip walk.
I was asked if I felt a seizure coming on lmao. Hatuhs
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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My niece and I. We are bestest bros evererr maaaaannnnnn.



I wore this wig and danced to Wrecking Ball. I attempted to dance in a somewhat ballet kinda way. But it came out like me trying to crip walk.
I was asked if I felt a seizure coming on lmao. Hatuhs
Is Michael J Fox your photographer?
 

gangsterkathryn

저승사자
Oct 20, 2015
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Oh great, another person who thinks sealtbelt laws don't apply to them.
I was sitting outside work, about to go in. So, no, I didn't have a seatbelt on. I always wear my seatbelt. Girl I knew in HS went through her windshield. FUCK THAT.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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I too have had a windshield vs. my face encounter. I'd say it was a majority drawn. There was a nice imprint of my forehead in the glass, but I didn't get full penetration. Car was totaled. Semi that I crashed into was barely scratched.
 

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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I too have had a windshield vs. my face encounter. I'd say it was a majority drawn. There was a nice imprint of my forehead in the glass, but I didn't get full penetration. Car was totaled. Semi that I crashed into was barely scratched.
You were definitely lucky. She was racing a friend late at night, ran the red and smacked into someone. Right in front of school, too. I wore my seatbelt before that, but I definitely learned after that.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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I was sitting outside work, about to go in. So, no, I didn't have a seatbelt on. I always wear my seatbelt. Girl I knew in HS went through her windshield. FUCK THAT.
What was funny, not haha funny, just strange funny, was I had no idea why my jaw was sore the next morning. When I went to get my weed out of the inside of the steering wheel and other personal belongings the next day, I leaned forward and put my head into the indentation in the windshield. No surprise, perfect fit. But when I pull my head back, I caught my jaw on the steering wheel, again, no surprise, right where it was sore.
 

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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What was funny, not haha funny, just strange funny, was I had no idea why my jaw was sore the next morning. When I went to get my weed out of the inside of the steering wheel and other personal belongings the next day, I leaned forward and put my head into the indentation in the windshield. No surprise, perfect fit. But when I pull my head back, I caught my jaw on the steering wheel, again, no surprise, right where it was sore.
It was like you blacked out. You're really lucky, dude.
When I got rear ended back in 2008, I remember looking back into the rear view and seeing the kid come at me, thinking "oh, fuck!," and the next thing I knew, I was smashed against a tree, and my airbag didn't deployed, so I think I bumped my head on the steering wheel. I was at a dead stop, but he moved me up fairly far, my purse and computer flew into the back seat.
 

Qat

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Nov 3, 2015
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What was funny, not haha funny, just strange funny, was I had no idea why my jaw was sore the next morning. When I went to get my weed out of the inside of the steering wheel and other personal belongings the next day, I leaned forward and put my head into the indentation in the windshield. No surprise, perfect fit. But when I pull my head back, I caught my jaw on the steering wheel, again, no surprise, right where it was sore.
Sherlock Plix, no doubt!
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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That was my DUI night. Not proud of it, but it happened, I paid my fines, spent 10 lovely days in Cook County's finest correctional facility. By no means condoning such activity, but I learned my lesson.