General Tmmac’s First Bachelor Pad

[Onetrickpony]

You live in Winnipeg, right?

Yup. But if you’re offering, I don’t need a dildo hanging from my ceiling.

 

[member 3289]

Yup. But if you’re offering, I don’t need a dildo hanging from my ceiling.

Brb, checking Greyhound prices from Miami...

 

[Onetrickpony]

Brb, checking Greyhound prices from Miami...

Real ass gangsters fly first class.

 

[member 3289]

Real ass gangsters fly first class.

Real ass gangsters adhere to a strict monthly budget.

See you in 3 days...

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Is that Brad Pitt???

Yo dawg. I went here cause I work a more urban life than some might think.

 

[benjo0101]

What the hell, are we 8 years old? Do we need to set up a sprinkles station too?

Is sprinkles the stripper?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

This got confusing. I thunk maybe pulled fart

 

[Onetrickpony]

Real ass gangsters adhere to a strict monthly budget.

See you in 3 days...

Flexin on a budget ain’t easy.

 

[Truck Party]

No

We could also set it up to play this whenever Squirrel Nuts shows up


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0

 

[Sex Chicken]

I want my own dedicated weights in the weight room. I don’t want to have to keep adding plates to the bench bar every time one of you guys works out.

 

[Priziesthorse]

Did you buy a place in one of those retirement villages?

 

[Robbie Hart]

Did you buy a place in one of those retirement villages?

You’re now welcome to come over....you can spend time at my house as I won’t be there.....my wife will like that

 

[SongExotic2]

Need a pink room in case any of the guests report other guests.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Need a pink room in case any of the guests report other guests.

Sign the waiver first

 

[SongExotic2]

Sign the waiver first

We're gonna also need MoDs to approve my pink signature

 

[Robbie Hart]

Why the fuck am I pinked @Priziesthorse

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

Wtf is up with all the pinks?

 

[Priziesthorse]

Why the fuck am I pinked @Priziesthorse

No idea. Only admins can pink ppl these days.

 

[SongExotic2]

No idea. Only admins can pink ppl these days.

Did you just assume he's a people?

 

[Truck Party]

Wtf is up with all the pinks?

at this rate it's gonna be more of a pink masturbatorium than a bachelor pad

 

[Robbie Hart]

at this rate it's gonna be more of a pink masturbatorium than a bachelor pad

I’m still going to let you in......frame that Yankee photo and send it to me

 

[Robbie Hart]

No women after 8:00 pm
That’s rule number 1

 

[Truck Party]

I’m still going to let you in......frame that Yankee photo and send it to me

send me you addy m8

 

[Truck Party]

No women after 8:00 pm
That’s rule number 1

wtf, what about strippers?

 

[Robbie Hart]

wtf, what about strippers?

No