I hope your nipples are more sensitive than this post, because for your information my mother died last summer when a mechanical bull fell on her during a twerking competition. So thanks for opening up that wound you monster.
TMMAC Member Q&A/AMA: @Bjtt-borojunior
- Thread starter OhWhopDaChamp
- Start date
1985 sir
Handjob from miss boro, I think she did it on purpose
How many women have you had sex with? What is your fav band, movie, food, color, tv show, season of the year, what is your sign?
Would you go on a date with me? I am male, 35, straight, blue balls, I love avocados with sriracha, I am a taurus, my avatar is me.
If you had one wish what would it be? You can't wish for more wishes.
What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you involving sex besides purposely jizzing on your own face?
Would you go on a date with me? I am male, 35, straight, blue balls, I love avocados with sriracha, I am a taurus, my avatar is me.
If you had one wish what would it be? You can't wish for more wishes.
What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you involving sex besides purposely jizzing on your own face?
Between 20-30
Oasis
Forest gump
Naan
Red
Sopranos
Summer
Aries
No date mate sorry
My wish would be to become invisible when I wanted
I once burped into a girls mouth whilst kissing
Outside of kids, marriage and all the other fluffy answers etc...
What is the most physically demanding thing you have ever done?
How did it change you?
What is the most mentally demanding thing you have ever done?
How did it change you?
What is the most emotionally/spiritually demanding thing you have ever done?
How did it change you?
What is the most physically demanding thing you have ever done?
How did it change you?
What is the most mentally demanding thing you have ever done?
How did it change you?
What is the most emotionally/spiritually demanding thing you have ever done?
How did it change you?
What is something that is guaranteed to make you laugh every time?
What is your biggest pet peeve?
You can choose one specific disease to cure (breast cancer/lupus/diabetes etc) what would you choose?
What do you think your best and your worst personality traits are?
What was the very last thing you lied about?
If your relationship ended do you think you'd ever get married again?
What about your wife made you fall in love?
When wiping your ass after a deep shit do you look at the toilet paper/wipe to make sure your ass crack is clean? Do you also study your dookey for color and size?
If you were a woman for 30 days what do you think you'd act like, do, or want to experience?
in 2004, filmmaker Morgan Spurlock released Super Size Me - a documentary about him eating nothing but McDonalds for 30 days, and the resulting health complications of such a diet. My question for you is, if you had to eat only one thing for 30 days would it be dicks, or Duane Bang's peanut butter.
Honestly that's why we give people a whole week. He has a job, family, and a fucked up time zone. 
this cracked me up...i think the same...if you're not on american time...you're in some other fucked up place on fake time., and a fucked up time zone.
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** buzz buzz**
** Jesus Kiwi what the fuck are you doing? Over **
** check check **
** Hey Boss, fuck sorry bro. I know I'm not meant to break radio silence. **
** Heard about the incoming - needed to check on your status **
** Pella, SGT and others are all accounted for. Do I need to order a medivac? Over **
.... TBC
pretty sure its a done deal dawg. Sorry Guys. We do have epic threads so don't get all emo and in you little fucking feels.
@gangsterkathryn is up tomorrow. Fresh poon for you savage mother fuckers!
@gangsterkathryn is up tomorrow. Fresh poon for you savage mother fuckers!