UFC 213: Live Discussion - 7/8/17

[digthisbigcrux]

Was that fucking Nancy Pelosi?

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Only a flaming metrosexual such as yourself would even notice it. She use the same hair spray as you, princess?

I shave my head but I was hoping to spot some good skin creme so I can keep looking silky smooth for years to come.

 

[dacofty]

Pettis was always a good champ, but I think there is too many sharks ahead of him to gain any ground

 

[LurkenLikaGherkin]

I shave my head but I was hoping to spot some good skin creme so I can keep looking silky smooth for years to come.

Preparation H, bro.

 

[1372]

Preparation H, bro.

is that not for asshole lumps?

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

Preparation H, bro.

Lately I've been opting for shea butter and cocoa butter because black don't crack.

 

[LurkenLikaGherkin]

is that not for asshole lumps?

It's like The Tussin. For skin.

 

[Sheepdog]

Why is Oleksei Obelix Ophelia Obelisk Oblongovitch fighting twice tonight?

 

[Silverball]

I'll believe Cormier vs Jones 2 is happening when the cage door locks behind them.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

is that not for asshole lumps?

I know that a beauty pageant hooker that I dated would use it under her eyes to eliminate puffiness.

 

[LurkenLikaGherkin]

Lately I've been opting for shea butter and cocoa butter because black don't crack.

I was like 78% kidding. 22% who the F knows?

 

[Gay For Longo]

I didn't know the press conference was coming to toronto
Is it Free?
I'm free Wednesday
I'd go forsure

 

[Enock-O-Lypse Now!]

Not digging this Anik, Rogan, and Stann trifecta ....I'm going mute-mode.

First time I can ever remember having to mute a card. But this shit is toxic.

 

[LurkenLikaGherkin]

Have never actually watched one of those clickbait vids where the preview shows someone's 20 gallon eyebags shrinking down to nothing, but I suspect they're all Preparation H vids.

True story.

 

[1372]

I know that a beauty pageant hooker that I dated would use it under her eyes to eliminate puffiness.

A hooker You dated?

 

[Wild]

LIVE Results:
Yoel Romero vs Robert Whittaker – for interim middleweight title
Alistair Overeem vs Fabricio Werdum
Curtis Blaydes vs Daniel Omielanczuk
Anthony Pettis def. Jim Miller via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Rob Font def. Douglas Silva de Andrade via submission (guillotine choke) - Round 2, 4:36
Aleksei Oleinik def. Travis Browne via submission (rear-naked choke) - Round 2, 3:44
Chad Laprise def. Brian Camozzi via TKO (Punches), Round 3 - 1:27
Thiago Santos def. Gerald Meerschaert via TKO (punches). Rd. 2, 2:04
Belal Muhammad def. Jordan Mein via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 30-27)
Cody Stamann def. Terrion Ware via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28)
Trevin Giles def. James Bochnovic via KO (strikes) at 2:54 of R2

 

[jason73]

Not digging this Anik, Rogan, and Stann trifecta ....I'm going mute-mode.

First time I can ever remember having to mute a card. But this shit is toxic.

its still better than a fight companion with shaub

 

[LurkenLikaGherkin]

I know that a beauty pageant hooker that I dated would use it under her eyes to eliminate puffiness.

Beauty pageant hooker. Even when you win you lose. And win. And lose. Nobody is really certain which. Which is the whole point of the whole thing.

 

[Gay For Longo]

Alright, let's go blades

 

[Silverball]

Blaydes kind of looks like a corn fed Teddy Pendergrass

 

[jason73]

lol stann just shit all over the ufc gyms

 

[Papi Chingon]

Not digging this Anik, Rogan, and Stann trifecta ....I'm going mute-mode.

First time I can ever remember having to mute a card. But this shit is toxic.

Rogan fucks up any combonation.

 

[Ghost Bro]

fingernails being cut to mortal combat theme awesome

 

[rIKmAN]

its still better than a fight companion with shaub

I'm Brendan Schaub maaannnn,
Big Brown maannnnn,
What a right hand maaaaannnn,
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-dooooosh maaannnnnnn!

Fuckin muppet.

 

[LurkenLikaGherkin]

FTR, betting Omiel without looking at this was pretty dumb. Had to buy back some Blaydes at a loss.