What ever happened to the wine cooler market

MountainMedic said:
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Awwww...I knew y'all loved me.
 
CasketCaseZombie said:
I was already married before I knew wine coolers existed. Not sure when they actually came out. Wife was a teetotaler so never plied her with alcohol.
We were southern rednecks so beer and whiskey typically did the trick. Of course there were always a few who wanted something else, and though I was never into it myself, if a few tokes got them lubricated I was all for it.
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Corollary to that last bit: I always felt the girls who drank actually wanted to bang, the ones who smoked dope really didn’t but felt it was expected so they did that to dull the experience. No scientific data to back that, just an impression I got. The drunk chicks definitely seemed more into it, therefore were more fun.
 
CasketCaseZombie said:
Corollary to that last bit: I always felt the girls who drank actually wanted to bang, the ones who smoked dope really didn’t but felt it was expected so they did that to dull the experience. No scientific data to back that, just an impression I got. The drunk chicks definitely seemed more into it, therefore were more fun.
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Yeah, they wanted the excuse of I was wasted. Knew plenty of girls like that.
Sometimes I'd got a little over protective, 15yo girls have no idea how to drink, lol.
 
Wiggy said:
I can't talk shit - I got married younger than that.

How many times have you been hitched & are you still if I can ask?
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Twice. First one was 1984 - 2009, split shortly after 25th anniversary. Stayed single until 2018, married and have a great relationship. We like to joke that at our age “Till Death do us part” is a lot more plausible than when you’re young. Funny in a way, but her previous marriage was also 25 years.
 
CasketCaseZombie said:
Twice. First one was 1984 - 2009, split shortly after 25th anniversary. Stayed single until 2018, married and have a great relationship. We like to joke that at our age “Till Death do us part” is a lot more plausible than when you’re young. Funny in a way, but her previous marriage was also 25 years.
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Good for you, man - good luck & long lasting to you both!
 
The wine cooler market has now been taken over by the mixed drink in a can market. The 4 packs of margaritas, mojitos and such. They charge an arm and a leg for those things and they have no problem selling them.
 
MountainMedic said:
Yeah, they wanted the excuse of I was wasted. Knew plenty of girls like that.
Sometimes I'd got a little over protective, 15yo girls have no idea how to drink, lol.
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I had to ditch my date on prom night because my best friends little sister went to the prom with the class nerd because she wanted to say she went to the senior prom. We had rented the whole top floor of the sheraton and it was just one big party, all the room doors were open and people were going in and out of each one. I saw the sister was getting a little too drunk so I was keeping an eye out for her.

I lost site of her after a while so I started roaming through the floor, found her in a back bedroom drinking out of bottle of champagne on a bed with 3 goons from the football team sitting on the other bed staring at her like sharks seeing a fresh kill. I went in and sat with her and took the bottle away, I said that's enough Gretchen. I leaned forward and told the meatheads, this aint gonna happen, it's best if you leave. Spent the rest of the night babysitting her, she realized when she sobered up the next day what was about to go down in that room and thanked me for taking care of her.
 
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