RIP ballzy's prolapsed anus
And yes we love pics, the more graphic an fugged up the better.
And yes we love pics, the more graphic an fugged up the better.
I diddnt do shit. Just sat on my phone and looked at the internet. Cant think of a single productive thing i did. It was nice. fuck it
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Time for some man shit. Gonna go wrench on the bikes and car. Gonna go chop down a tree and burn it. Gonna grill some steaks for dinner. But first, imma smoke this joint.
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That's manly in an unexpected way.
If this is a joke, bravo.
If it's real, double bravo.
I broke up with him for you <333That's manly in an unexpected way.
If this is a joke, bravo.
If it's real, double bravo.
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It's the musk.
Rolled into work 2.5 hours late in my lacoste shoes and diddnt apologize. then i sat and clicked on my phone for a bit. Then i took a long lunch. And this afternoon i found this new game on phone called who lurks? Its pretty fun, lots of little mini games.
Think i might go home in a minute, well go avange my loss (to a female yesterday) at the weirdo bar pool table.
Think i might go home in a minute, well go avange my loss (to a female yesterday) at the weirdo bar pool table.
I had 12 beers last night, up until 1am.
I went into work 6 hours later like a man, probably smelling like keith richards. but hey, I was there and didnt call in sick.
I went into work 6 hours later like a man, probably smelling like keith richards. but hey, I was there and didnt call in sick.
Woke up next to a thick ass chick in a random hotel bed 2 hours from home...smashed for a few hours, then came home for a much needed nap.
I ran through the University of Fairbanks, Alaska dorms covered in leaves and honey singing the Indigo Girls after guzzling Buffalo Trace bourbon and chasing it with some cheap IPA. Sometimes I regret these foolish things I do, should have chased the bourbon with a less hoppy beer like last year. The cheap stuff makes me gassy.
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That's weird, but funnnny
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Drinking a bad ass beer. Devil's Tramping Ground. It's a Belgian Tripel. 9.2%.
Watching Rick and Morty as well. Fuck yeah.
Watching Rick and Morty as well. Fuck yeah.
Fuquay-Varina ftw! I've drunk a many pints of that when I was living up that wayDrinking a bad ass beer. Devil's Tramping Ground. It's a Belgian Tripel. 9.2%.
Watching Rick and Morty as well. Fuck yeah.
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Niiice. I've only been once to the brewery itself. Sweated my ass off on that patio after ordering "the flight". Their bbq place is the shit too.Fuquay-Varina ftw! I've drunk a many pints of that when I was living up that way
A bunch of places around Harnett, Wake, and Lee Counties frequently have it on tapNiiice. I've only been once to the brewery itself. Sweated my ass off on that patio after ordering "the flight". Their bbq place is the shit too.
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Why's that homie?
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It's so tasty. And heady.A bunch of places around Harnett, Wake, and Lee Counties frequently have it on tap
Usually at work I'm lifting shit and cutting plywood, sanding big slabs of wood, ect. Today since it's the beginning of the month I had to do month end. That basically means I have to do boring desk work for most of the day then send out invoices to all of our contractors.
I will cut some wood tomorrow.
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As long as it's only cutting the wood, right Mr. No-fap?Usually at work I'm lifting shit and cutting plywood, sanding big slabs of wood, ect. Today since it's the beginning of the month I had to do month end. That basically means I have to do boring desk work for most of the day then send out invoices to all of our contractors.
I will cut some wood tomorrow.
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exactlyAs long as it's only cutting the wood, right Mr. No-fap?
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That's what the fuck i'm talkin' 'bout.
Man cave ftw!