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Uncle Tom Doug

Official TMMAC Racist
Jun 24, 2022
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Earlier this week the woman called me with a flat, so l tossed my floor jack and my impact wrench in the back seat of my truck and drove over to where she was to get her tire swapped. Some other dude and his son were parked right by her at the gas station with a flat of his own. His scissor jack broke when the car shifted as the front wheel came off the ground, so he was fucked and waiting on AAA. I swapped the tire on her car than then did his as well. I had her tire plugged by the time she got back to the house, she had to go back to her office to get her laptop. The first plug I used didn't take, so I decided to be a lazy faggot and buy a plug drill bit kit with the reamer and the plug tool.

I will forever be a lazy faggot and use those drill bit tools. It was so easy, I didn't think it was going to work. I can plug truck tires and thicker car tires without issue, but she has faggy little tires that collapse when I push on them with my massive, noodle arms, so getting the plug all the way in with just manual plug tool is a bitch. This is the second time I've had to plug one of her tires in the past 3-4 months.
 

Rasputin

Active Member
May 1, 2017
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Challenges 5 OGers are the new forum to Boxing matches and went 3-0

the other 2 would not Box but agreed to stop being jerks and start 2025 neutral so I’m respectfully not adding them to the actual 5-0

fun thread, 500+ posts in under 3 hours

Oh and got meself suspended for a week for it lol

c’est la vie
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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I deep cleaned my weber kettle. Might not clean but this was about a half hour of scraping with a plastic scraper and some elbow grease. Probably the cleanest I'd get it without breaking out a hose, sponge, and soap. Now time to make it dirty again with some steaks.
You have a ceiling fan in your grill? What the hell redneck contraption is this?
 

Papi Chingon

Domesticated Hombre
Oct 19, 2015
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I raced a McLaren on the freeway. He was coming up on me and looked like he wanted to play, so I dropped gears and let him have it...until he let me have it. Twas fun.
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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Does pulling a boat out of the water in 52 degree weather and 25-30 mph winds count as manly? Because that's what I did earlier today and it was a shitshow. Cant have gas powered motors on this lake, so I had to back the trailer down in the water, get in the boat and run the trolling motor on high, and get about a 50 foot run at the trailer. Boat only went about half way up the trailer, so I had to get in 40 degree water to my knees and pull it the rest of the way on. If someone had a camera rolling, they got themselves something that could go viral.
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
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Jan 17, 2015
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Does pulling a boat of the water in 52 degree weather and 25-30 mph winds count as manly? Because that's what I did earlier today and it was a shitshow. Cant have gas powered motors on this lake, so I had to back the trailer down in the water, get in the boat and run the trolling motor on high, and get about a 50 foot run at the trailer. Boat only went about half way up the trailer, so I had to get in 40 degree water to my knees and pull it the rest of the way on. If someone had a camera rolling, they got themselves something that could go viral.
Sounds a bit cold but that is the price you pay to be a yacht owner.
 

Uncle Tom Doug

Official TMMAC Racist
Jun 24, 2022
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Does pulling a boat of the water in 52 degree weather and 25-30 mph winds count as manly? Because that's what I did earlier today and it was a shitshow. Cant have gas powered motors on this lake, so I had to back the trailer down in the water, get in the boat and run the trolling motor on high, and get about a 50 foot run at the trailer. Boat only went about half way up the trailer, so I had to get in 40 degree water to my knees and pull it the rest of the way on. If someone had a camera rolling, they got themselves something that could go viral.
You don't have a winch on your trailer? You need to buy one immediately.

 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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Does pulling a boat out of the water in 52 degree weather and 25-30 mph winds count as manly? Because that's what I did earlier today and it was a shitshow. Cant have gas powered motors on this lake, so I had to back the trailer down in the water, get in the boat and run the trolling motor on high, and get about a 50 foot run at the trailer. Boat only went about half way up the trailer, so I had to get in 40 degree water to my knees and pull it the rest of the way on. If someone had a camera rolling, they got themselves something that could go viral.
What's the name of the yacht? Butt Pirate?
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Does pulling a boat out of the water in 52 degree weather and 25-30 mph winds count as manly? Because that's what I did earlier today and it was a shitshow. Cant have gas powered motors on this lake, so I had to back the trailer down in the water, get in the boat and run the trolling motor on high, and get about a 50 foot run at the trailer. Boat only went about half way up the trailer, so I had to get in 40 degree water to my knees and pull it the rest of the way on. If someone had a camera rolling, they got themselves something that could go viral.
Haha
Might I suggest attaching a long rope to the bow and run it through a d-ring at the front of the trailer with the loose end of the rope reaching back to the boat? Then you just pull yourself onto the trailer instead of looking like a retard in front of all your yacht buddies?