What manly sh!t have you done today?

[Hauler]

I'm wearing gym shorts, a white undershirt and my black dress socks from work - drinking a beer on my back deck grilling up some Johnsonvilles. I probably look like Cousin Eddie from Vacation. But I give zero fucks.

Perfect weather. Football starts in 10 minutes.

 

[Shinkicker]

Thanks for the tip @Shinkicker. Feeling a little better today.

anytime

 

[Phuckles]

On saturday I used a tire repair kit to plug a hole in the tire on my Jeep. It was manly as fuck.

 

[Limpy]

I reached $500,000 in sales for the year. For a small town of 17,000 people that is a huge accomplishment considering that most sales people in my position in a city don`t even reach that mark.

 

[Punch]

I reached $500,000 in sales for the year. For a small town of 17,000 people that is a huge accomplishment considering that most sales people in my position in a city don`t even reach that mark.

Move that wood, buddy.

 

[Limpy]

Move that wood, buddy.

I hope I`m not moving too much wood considering that most of the people I sell to are gruff looking contractors with beards. I think those are called `bears` in the world of the gays.

What word rhymes with blow me that starts with an h

 

[Punch]

I hope I`m not moving too much wood considering that most of the people I sell to are gruff looking contractors with beards. I think those are called `bears` in the world of the gays.

What word rhymes with blow me that starts with an h

Hblow me?

 

[ShatsBassoon]

My mitts speak for themselves daily.
Other than that I'm enjoying a moscow mule, properly in a copper mug.

 

[Punch]

My mitts speak for themselves daily.
Other than that I'm enjoying a moscow mule, properly in a copper mug.

Fuck yeah! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

 

[girlandcoconut]

I reached $500,000 in sales for the year. For a small town of 17,000 people that is a huge accomplishment considering that most sales people in my position in a city don`t even reach that mark.

Damn! Nice work!

 

[girlandcoconut]

My mitts speak for themselves daily.
Other than that I'm enjoying a moscow mule, properly in a copper mug.

I would make you touch me with the backs of your hands

Jk

No I'm not

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I would make you touch me with the backs of your hands

Jk

No I'm not

Meh They only get like this at the end of summer. Humidity disappears and I gotta break out the Burts bees.

Also, what makes you think I'd touch you with the back of my hands?

Jk

No I'm not!

 

[girlandcoconut]

Touche!

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Touche!

Heh! I can't even touch myself with these hamburger hands!

 

[Punch]

Trenched the yard to drain it a bit with a mattock. Almost ate shit, but i recovered.

 

[mysticmac]

Drank beer and watched sports. That NC State game was nuts.

 

[SongExotic2]

Passed shooting test on glock , m4 and m16.

Shot an ak for a bit too.

Good times

 

[Punch]

Passed shooting test on glock , m4 and m16.

Shot an ak for a bit too.

Good times

 

[mysticmac]

Passed shooting test on glock , m4 and m16.

Shot an ak for a bit too.

Good times

What was the test?

 

[SongExotic2]

What was the test?

40 rounds in different stances for pistol.

Same with 2 rifles. Rifles had smaller targets though and there were exercises on both. For instance shoot 2 smallest targets once then fire 2 into all the others while in prone.

Then it would move into crouch and fire 2 shots into each target etc.

I was fine with rifle. Couldn't hit shit with a pistol though at first (never messed with them much,and when I did i couldn't hit shit either)

 

[Grateful Dude]

I've been out caving all day (for my job), about to grab my mountain bike and hit the trails for a couple hours. After that, heading home to grill meat and feed my family (this part will also likely include a glass of bourbon or a few cold beers ).

Good day in my book.

 

[SongExotic2]

I've been out caving all day (for my job), about to grab my mountain bike and hit the trails for a couple hours. After that, heading home to grill meat and feed my family (this part will also likely include a glass of bourbon or a few cold beers ).

Good day in my book.

Caving is fun. Best one i did was actually man made though. It was a maze you had to figure out in complete darkness on your hands and knees. (Complete darkness, you can't see shit, have too feel your way through)

It fucked with claustrophobic people baaaad though

 

[Grateful Dude]

Caving is fun

Sometimes. It kind of loses it's charm after 12 years . There are some that I still get excited about some, not so much about others. And the fucking rattlesnakes! Did I mention those ornery motherfuckers? I don't like them too much in any situation, but I hate them even worse when I discover one in a cave. They like it in there, lots of food and no predators.

It was a maze you had to figure out in complete darkness on your hands and knees. (Complete darkness, you can't see shit, have too feel your way through)

Yeah, that's fun and all....but I use a headlamp

It fucked with claustrophobic people baaaad though

Hah, I'm sure it did. Most of my claustrophobic tendencies left me years ago. I've done some incredibly tight passages. That's the part I don't enjoy as much any more.

 

[Grateful Dude]

I've been out caving all day (for my job), about to grab my mountain bike and hit the trails for a couple hours. After that, heading home to grill meat and feed my family (this part will also likely include a glass of bourbon or a few cold beers ).

Good day in my book.

Edit:
Well, my mountain bike ride got interrupted early. I ended up having to go pick up my son from school. So instead I played in the backyard with my son (3yo), and then I had a glass of bourbon (Old Weller Antique) and cleaned my garage. Such is life , even though my plans got shuffled last minute, I'll never complain about having to hang out with my son.

Time for a refill on my bourbon....cheers TMMAC

 

[mysticmac]

I worked all day, then grabbed a beer while catching the end of the Indians game. Now, I'm off to hang out with fellow dorks and learn more about Docker stuff.

None of you can out man that.