No, Wetherspoons
What ya drinking tonight?
- Thread starter Hauler
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Wether spoons is shit. Take her to little chef on the A1
Lulz
Ya to Walmart to buy some Depends.
She’s getting dealt with if she’s with me
Story time
Years ago I was with my ex in a Toby carvery. We sat down and no server came. Eventually I said fuck it and we walked up and got a plate, ate our food, still no server. Was gonna share a dessert so it was pissing me off a bit. I decided I'd go for a piss and if they still haddnt showed up I'm leaving.
So we left without paying. Got in her car and pulled out the car park , the red light was on at the roundabout and as we sat the staff came running out trying to catch us, I told her fuck them, and we drove off.
Well about a year later I was getting picked up for a date off some chick I kissed when I was hammered, she asked were to go and I didn't care and then she wound up pulling into the same Toby carvery. I was sure I was gonna get busted by the staff but I didn't. And nothing happened.
Thanks for reading my shit story
My first visit to a carvery was fun. There was no chef cutting (it was off the m1 in Watford) and I thought it was self serve so I grabbed the knife and cut up the meats myself and took a good portion of each.......I walked away, sat down and ate it and went back up for seconds and the chef was like “how did you get that? And there are no seconds “
Then some grandma came up to me and asked me for some additional forks and knives and I was like “wut?”
She said “oh, I thought you might be the manager” because I was wearing a suit....
At one in Portsmouth the cunt chopping the meat was blatantly hitting on my ex. I think she told him to fuck off
You should have stabbed him in the face
So...Bingo Night.
It was very awkward.
The most awkward was in Vegas this year. Some cunt from nba was hitting on the Mexican when I went for a piss. Fucker put 100 dollars into the video poker she was sat at. When I got back I lost it all for him and he left
Not reading, none of this happened.
The problem with Guinness is they go down so damn fast. I drank that first one in about 3 minutes.
I just cracked open another. When she heard the can crack, the wife yelled out "Did you spill your first one"
She's a bit of a smartass.
I just cracked open another. When she heard the can crack, the wife yelled out "Did you spill your first one"
She's a bit of a smartass.
I can't wait until I get to the bar and ask the girl for a Guinness.
They stopped offering it about 2 months ago, but every Friday I go in and order one anyway. The last few times she's just stared at me with a shitty grin because she knows that I know they don't have it anymore.
A couple weeks ago while she was just hanging around me I asked her if she had to log requests for beers that they didn't have on tap. She said no. I told her I didn't believe her, and that every successful bar should want to know what its patrons want to consume. She said "Well, I don't have to report it. You ready for another?" I said "Yeah, bring me a Guinness please."
They stopped offering it about 2 months ago, but every Friday I go in and order one anyway. The last few times she's just stared at me with a shitty grin because she knows that I know they don't have it anymore.
A couple weeks ago while she was just hanging around me I asked her if she had to log requests for beers that they didn't have on tap. She said no. I told her I didn't believe her, and that every successful bar should want to know what its patrons want to consume. She said "Well, I don't have to report it. You ready for another?" I said "Yeah, bring me a Guinness please."
Drinking the watered down American version of Guinness......have fun with corporate America’s version.....
Guinness with some American themed cans.
To Arthur!
I am. Thanks.
Drink double the amount to get the real version
Then I've had 2.
I've spoke with people who have had Guinness over in Ireland. They said it's different, but not as different as people make it out to be.
Regardless, none of the offerings are up there with IPAs. Guinness is quite mild.
Now if you mix it with this...
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
I’m gonna bow out now before you get more aggressive towards me.......Then I've had 2.
I've spoke with people who have had Guinness over in Ireland. They said it's different, but not as different as people make it out to be.
Regardless, none of the offerings are up there with IPAs. Guinness is quite mild.
Now if you mix it with this...
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Probably a good idea.
I’m gonna report you......
