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Mix6APlix

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Sophomore year biology teacher was Mr. Cook. He didnt teach biology, he taught life. He also taught us how to throw cards in 3 card monte, among other things. He also didn't use bell curves or stupid shit. 1 question, 1 point. Simple and straight forward scoring. Only bad thing I can say is he never accepted my badminton challenge. He was the coach, but i was pretty fucking good at badminton. Would have loved to have beat him in a match. My dink was nearly unstoppable.
 

Mix6APlix

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8th grade science teacher was pretty cool too. Not many teachers place bets with the students, even if it was I won twizzlers, he won mnms.

Edit we bet on football games. We alternated weeks on who chose the game. I always took the bears or the Redskins. He was a damned Packers fan.
 

silentsinger

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My head of year. After getting into a near altercation with my English teacher after asking to go to the toilet she sent me down to him. He sat me down in his office, made me a cup of tea and gave me some art books to look at. I was going through some pretty horrid shit at the time and he treated me like an adult rather than telling me off. He was such a nice wholesome guy.

I found out years later that he was had up for touching up some boy in private in the pottery class. I didn't and still don't believe it for a second. He was a really nice, gentle guy and as much as anyone will ever tell me "well you just don't know". I know he was never capable of it.
 

Filthy

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My Ag-Ed instructor. super smart, super cool. Just an all-around great person who really cared about a lot of kids that other teachers didn't.
 

SongExotic2

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My head of year. After getting into a near altercation with my English teacher after asking to go to the toilet she sent me down to him. He sat me down in his office, made me a cup of tea and gave me some art books to look at. I was going through some pretty horrid shit at the time and he treated me like an adult rather than telling me off. He was such a nice wholesome guy.

I found out years later that he was had up for touching up some boy in private in the pottery class. I didn't and still don't believe it for a second. He was a really nice, gentle guy and as much as anyone will ever tell me "well you just don't know". I know he was never capable of it.
He was grooming ya.


My junior school headteacher was pretty cool. I was getting told off for punching someone who swung at me because I was calling him a jippo.

I then found out my head teachers Gran was a gypsy, he wasn't best pleased with my words.
 

silentsinger

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He was grooming ya.


My junior school headteacher was pretty cool. I was getting told off for punching someone who swung at me because I was calling him a jippo.

I then found out my head teachers Gran was a gypsy, he wasn't best pleased with my words.
Definitely wasn't, for the record I was in such a vulnerable situation life wise. That would have been prime time to go for it.

You're actually for real with your "jippo" comments then? Ahaha.

One of my PE teachers hit a kid or something like that, I can't remember now. My dad nearly knocked him over driving me to school when he was on his bike and yelled "fuck you" at him then was all "you've never heard me say that, I'm sorry" at me.
 

SongExotic2

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Definitely wasn't, for the record I was in such a vulnerable situation life wise. That would have been prime time to go for it.

You're actually for real with your "jippo" comments then? Ahaha.

One of my PE teachers hit a kid or something like that, I can't remember now. My dad nearly knocked him over driving me to school when he was on his bike and yelled "fuck you" at him then was all "you've never heard me say that, I'm sorry" at me.
Yea

To be fair tho I truly believed the other kid was possibly a jippo
 

silentsinger

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Yea

To be fair tho I truly believed the other kid was possibly a jippo
So many pikeys at my school. It was pikeys, nice people and Army pretty much.
I tended to float around the nerds and dipped in and out with the sports people being I was pretty good at tennis and athletics.
 

SongExotic2

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So many pikeys at my school. It was pikeys, nice people and Army pretty much.
I tended to float around the nerds and dipped in and out with the sports people being I was pretty good at tennis and athletics.
Bollocks. You hung out with the jippos and shagged them all on the field. Admit it
 

Rambo John J

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8th grade teacher looked like sharon stone and wore very low cut blouses

I needed a lot of "help" as I looked down that thing at them lil tittays
 

silentsinger

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Bollocks. You hung out with the jippos and shagged them all on the field. Admit it
Guess no one would come near you behind the bike sheds then? ; )
My first ever love was a 5th year when I was in the 1st year, no way I would have fucked that up.
Thinking about it, I can understand why my parents went mental about him taking me to a movie as a date after he'd way left school and I was 14.
 

Mix6APlix

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Let's get to least favorite teachers. 8th grade math teacher. Greeted us at the door to the classroom. Told her my name, and was asked with a smile "Are you Chris' brother?"

Yeah, I am.

"Oh." Said with incomprehensible levels of disdain.

There was one day that we were going over basic algebra equations and one kid couldn't figure it out. She spent 45 minutes just brow beating this kid until the bell rang.

4th grade teacher, she was pure evil. If I complained about a teacher both of my parents basically said 'get better and deal with it'.

Once they met her, they both agreed she was a bitch who hated boys. Total double standard with boys and girls for her. She was evil incarnate.
 

SongExotic2

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Let's get to least favorite teachers. 8th grade math teacher. Greeted us at the door to the classroom. Told her my name, and was asked with a smile "Are you Chris' brother?"

Yeah, I am.

"Oh." Said with incomprehensible levels of disdain.

There was one day that we were going over basic algebra equations and one kid couldn't figure it out. She spent 45 minutes just brow beating this kid until the bell rang.

4th grade teacher, she was pure evil. If I complained about a teacher both of my parents basically said 'get better and deal with it'.

Once they met her, they both agreed she was a bitch who hated boys. Total double standard with boys and girls for her. She was evil incarnate.
What about that neighbor?

He sure schooled you
 

silentsinger

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What the fuck is the point with algebra anywhore?
Pointless. I was terrible at maths and hated it but come on.
 

SongExotic2

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What the fuck is the point with algebra anywhore?
Pointless. I was terrible at maths and hated it but come on.
Yup . I occasionally use percentages and basic addition but the rest of maths should fuck off .It's not needed unless u want to be a maths teacher.
 

Robbie Hart

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My favourite teacher ever was my criminology/sociology teacher
Last semester of university I saw him out at our local hangout and I sent a couple of shots of tequila with Tabasco in it......
He then walked over and I introduced him to some of my girl friends and he danced the night away with those girls
Saw him again out drinking on the last night and he said “good luck in whatever you do”
I said “I just missed getting a B by a slim margin, i could really use a B for my GPA”
He said “Robbie, you’re a good guy, if you deserve a B you will get one”
He gave me that B.......top notch guy
 

silentsinger

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Yup . I occasionally use percentages and basic addition but the rest of maths should fuck off .It's not needed unless u want to be a maths teacher.
I can't even work my way around basic fractions or multiple times tables anymore.
The going rate here is 18% as a tip but I always do 20% because I know how to do 10% and then double it.

Both my English course works and exams got As and art but I think I ended up with a D in maths. D for dodo.
 

SongExotic2

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I can't even work my way around basic fractions or multiple times tables anymore.
The going rate here is 18% as a tip but I always do 20% because I know how to do 10% and then double it.

Both my English course works and exams got As and art but I think I ended up with a D in maths. D for dodo.
D for donkey brained
 

SongExotic2

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I got a C I think.

I didn't do coursework tho, they wanted to put me in the lower exams because if you don't score a C u fail. I told them to fuck off and got a C to spite my teachers.
 

SongExotic2

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Got a C in science too even tho I got the banhammer for a while
 

SongExotic2

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Got an E in electronics.


I'm an electrical test engineer for one of the world's biggest transport companies fyi
 

silentsinger

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D for donkey brained
I had quite a cushy number working in a pub in Aldershot as a side job, but some of the regulars, who had their own plaque on the wall left because I kept short changing them. This was before proper EPOS came into effect and I just either had to do it in my head or calculator.