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kvr28

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I wish this was satire but it's not. People think they will be the next big thing. They actually have franchise and investor information on their website. They have been open less than 8 months.


It came across my facebook feed because a post they made turned into a shitshow.


I am actually debating taking my wife there for dinner next week to see the shitshow in person.

 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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I wish this was satire but it's not. People think they will be the next big thing. They actually have franchise and investor information on their website. They have been open less than 8 months.


It came across my facebook feed because a post they made turned into a shitshow.


I am actually debating taking my wife there for dinner next week to see the shitshow in person.

Do it
 

Wiggy

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Oct 23, 2015
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I wish this was satire but it's not. People think they will be the next big thing. They actually have franchise and investor information on their website. They have been open less than 8 months.

I'll admit that I know fuck-all about the restaurant industry.

(I mean, I *was* a co-manager at Cook Out for 3 months, but don't let me get bougie on you. lmao)

But given my business / marketing experience, and a little common sense, and that shit had me rolling.

Hell, I'm guessing anyone that's watched at least half a season of Shark Tank knows better. lmao
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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I'll admit that I know fuck-all about the restaurant industry.

(I mean, I *was* a co-manager at Cook Out for 3 months, but don't let me get bougie on you. lmao)

But given my business / marketing experience, and a little common sense, and that shit had me rolling.

Hell, I'm guessing anyone that's watched at least half a season of Shark Tank knows better. lmao
the responses to their post clarifying what they are is insane, their website with spelling errors and showing their menu but then on a couple of the items saying, this really isn't our food. Their pricing is all over the place with current food costs. Their buffet, white rice, lamb, 3 soups in a triple crockpot, broccoli and more broccoli, for 20 dollars.


Kitchen looks good though, maybe I will wait and then go open our second location when they close, my wife will kill me of course.
 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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the responses to their post clarifying what they are is insane, their website with spelling errors and showing their menu but then on a couple of the items saying, this really isn't our food. Their pricing is all over the place with current food costs. Their buffet, white rice, lamb, 3 soups in a triple crockpot, broccoli and more broccoli, for 20 dollars.


Kitchen looks good though, maybe I will wait and then go open our second location when they close, my wife will kill me of course.
That's some quality engrish
 

vad

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Jun 24, 2022
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I was a cook after my parents kicked me out. Restaurants fail because they are disgusting and the food is gross and people don't know how to manage them because the margins suck and it's hard to find people to do the work. That's what I gathered from it.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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I was a cook after my parents kicked me out. Restaurants fail because they are disgusting and the food is gross and people don't know how to manage them because the margins suck and it's hard to find people to do the work. That's what I gathered from it.
pretty much, if it wasn't for my corporate background and the training I received I would not be going into our 20th year. But people think because they make good chicken they will be the next Colonel Sanders
 

Wiggy

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Oct 23, 2015
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the responses to their post clarifying what they are is insane, their website with spelling errors and showing their menu but then on a couple of the items saying, this really isn't our food. Their pricing is all over the place with current food costs. Their buffet, white rice, lamb, 3 soups in a triple crockpot, broccoli and more broccoli, for 20 dollars.


Kitchen looks good though, maybe I will wait and then go open our second location when they close, my wife will kill me of course.
Hell, I wasn't even talking about any of that...I was talking about strict financials.

Outside of $250k initial investment, a bunch of weeeeeird posts about credit score, $5k licensing fee, and " projected income growth of 35% to 40%" (nothing about profit, though?), there's pretty much sweet fuck all on there about what kinda money you'd make.

And isn't that the WHOLE REASON franchisees actually franchise?
 

NiteProwleR

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The logo and restaurant name is horrendous or is it? In for Big Kvr to change his restaurant's name to Love Papi!
 

SongExotic2

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Jan 16, 2015
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What flag is that? Looks like Taliban to me trying to.trick people. Don't eat there
 

Wiggy

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Oct 23, 2015
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Is it really 99% or are you just trying to stifle competition there, Mr Big Shot?
I don't care.

I might be kinda (completely?) buzzed, but I trust sweet fuck all of anyone anymore.

But kvr28 @kvr28 is good people, so I'll trust what he says.

(Until he fucks off, at which point I'll....well...I dunno what I'll do, but fantasy-booking involves John Wick esque dominance waaaay above kvr's pay grade.)
 

EasyTapper

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When I first started reading the franchise page, I felt sorry for anyone who got sucked in and believed “proven track record of success”, etc. But then as I read on and the errors started to pile up, I knew no one was getting sucked in. Mind botteling to say the least. I hope more effort goes into the food than did proofreading.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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I don't care.

I might be kinda (completely?) buzzed, but I trust sweet fuck all of anyone anymore.

But kvr28 @kvr28 is good people, so I'll trust what he says.

(Until he fucks off, at which point I'll....well...I dunno what I'll do, but fantasy-booking involves John Wick esque dominance waaaay above kvr's pay grade.)
lmao, dork
 

NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
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I don't care.

I might be kinda (completely?) buzzed, but I trust sweet fuck all of anyone anymore.

But kvr28 @kvr28 is good people, so I'll trust what he says.

(Until he fucks off, at which point I'll....well...I dunno what I'll do, but fantasy-booking involves John Wick esque dominance waaaay above kvr's pay grade.)
Dont you ever talk to me like that again if you know what's good for you and that's me running in the opposite direction of you!
 

SongExotic2

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Statistically it's 9 out of 10 the first year, it goes higher by year 5
I used to be a foodie,

But then I took an arrow to the penis.

Lots and lots of restaurants pop up and disappear like you said. Seen it in many cities.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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I used to be a foodie,

But then I took an arrow to the penis.

Lots and lots of restaurants pop up and disappear like you said. Seen it in many cities.
Yep, we are in a small town, there were 5 restaurants here when we opened in 2005, we have had about another 10 open since we did. The only places still standing besides us outside of fast food is a chinese restaurant that was here before us and a seafood place that opened three years after us. Chinese place is a mess and barely hanging on, seafood place just got sold and I am hearing grumbling, not sure if the new owner is gonna make it. Every time competition opens up I tell the staff, all we can control is what happens within these walls, competition is good, it keeps us on our A game. We will weather this storm, and we have every time.