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silentsinger

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I went to a urologist last year after having a pretty large stone that was stuck in my ureter for 2 weeks and wouldn't budge. It was blocking my urine flow and made me feel like I was being poisoned. Worst 2 weeks of my life. He wanted 10 grand to remove it, which I didn't have. I went home and chugged a 6 pack of beer and passed the stone in several hours. I've learned that most doctors don't know shit when it comes to most medical conditions. Theyve run tests on my urine and kidney stones and still cant tell me whats causing them. Since I started drinking Belgian wheat beer I havent had a stone in almost 10 months now.
Honestly, going through that I would have considered being transgender and lobbing it off. My mother in law had kidney stones and was writhing around in the worst pain she's ever had. She's had six children.
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Honestly, going through that I would have considered being transgender and lobbing it off. My mother in law had kidney stones and was writhing around in the worst pain she's ever had. She's had six children.
Ureter not urethra, although a stone can block that too.

Ureter connects kidney to bladder. Urethra is the tube from the bladder to freedom.
 

El Duderino

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Nov 11, 2015
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Ease up on meat and salty foods. Drop a little weight if you're husky. Drink plenty of water and don't overdo the beer but keep drinking it.
Thats the weird thing. I drink lots of water, am not overweight at all, eat very little meat/salty food. Overall I am a very healthy person. I eat lots of fruits and vegetables, no soda. My sister has a good friend whose mother got kidney stones for 10+ years. She started drinking 1 Belgian wheat beer every night and hasn't had a stone in years. So far thats the only thing thats worked for me. Like I said, its almost been a year since my last stone so hopefully the beer will work.
 

silentsinger

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Ureter not urethra, although a stone can block that too.

Ureter connects kidney to bladder. Urethra is the tube from the bladder to freedom.
Quit being all George Clooney ER with me with your brains and your knowledge.
You know I’m not particularly bright.
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Thats the weird thing. I drink lots of water, am not overweight at all, eat very little meat/salty food. Overall I am a very healthy person. I eat lots of fruits and vegetables, no soda. My sister has a good friend whose mother got kidney stones for 10+ years. She started drinking 1 Belgian wheat beer every night and hasn't had a stone in years. So far thats the only thing thats worked for me. Like I said, its almost been a year since my last stone so hopefully the beer will work.
Good to know.

If they diagnosed them as oxalates then you still need to be careful with what fruits and veggies you're eating. If you eat a lot of nuts that can be bad.

There's so many things that can cause a slight imbalance in your system and throw things off.

But staying hydrated is your best defense in general. We're actually entering into stone season now because towards the end of summer people tend to be more dehydrated for a prolonged amount of time and that gives the stones a chance to form.

I also live in the "stone belt" where people have a really high occurrence of stone formation.


So my best advice is to monitor what you're eating and keep the beer and water flowing.
 

El Duderino

That's just like...your opinion, man
Nov 11, 2015
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Good to know.

If they diagnosed them as oxalates then you still need to be careful with what fruits and veggies you're eating. If you eat a lot of nuts that can be bad.

There's so many things that can cause a slight imbalance in your system and throw things off.

But staying hydrated is your best defense in general. We're actually entering into stone season now because towards the end of summer people tend to be more dehydrated for a prolonged amount of time and that gives the stones a chance to form.

I also live in the "stone belt" where people have a really high occurrence of stone formation.


So my best advice is to monitor what you're eating and keep the beer and water flowing.
Thanks for the advice man. That makes sense because I got my first stone in August. Where is the "stone belt" exactly? I've never heard of that before.
 
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I went to a urologist last year after having a pretty large stone that was stuck in my ureter for 2 weeks and wouldn't budge. It was blocking my urine flow and made me feel like I was being poisoned. Worst 2 weeks of my life. He wanted 10 grand to remove it, which I didn't have. I went home and chugged a 6 pack of beer and passed the stone in several hours. I've learned that most doctors don't know shit when it comes to most medical conditions. Theyve run tests on my urine and kidney stones and still cant tell me whats causing them. Since I started drinking Belgian wheat beer I havent had a stone in almost 10 months now.

Dammit.

Okay I have to fess up I guess.
About 90% of all medical problems can be solved by just getting drunk on some beer. That's the secret and I'm not sure which doctor let you into the circle of trust, but now you guys know.
 

El Duderino

That's just like...your opinion, man
Nov 11, 2015
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Dammit.

Okay I have to fess up I guess.
About 90% of all medical problems can be solved by just getting drunk on some beer. That's the secret and I'm not sure which doctor let you into the circle of trust, but now you guys know.
Drinking beer for kidney stones has been common knowledge for a long time.
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Thanks for the advice man. That makes sense because I got my first stone in August. Where is the "stone belt" exactly? I've never heard of that before.
The Southeast states. Basically starting at Virginia and down to Louisiana and Florida.
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Dammit.

Okay I have to fess up I guess.
About 90% of all medical problems can be solved by just getting drunk on some beer. That's the secret and I'm not sure which doctor let you into the circle of trust, but now you guys know.
If you drink enough beer you'll piss everything out.



To be fair though, a friend of mine generally tells his patients that they either need to have more sex or less sex depending on their symptoms.
 
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To be fair though, a friend of mine generally tells his patients that they either need to have more sex or less sex depending on their symptoms.
I would agree that, depending on the symptoms, one should indeed have more or less sex.
 

Mix6APlix

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Alright man, just trying to help. If they are kidney stones, the best thing to do, and I am 100% completely serious, is go buy a 6 pack of a Belgian wheat beer (eg Blue Moon, Franziskaner). There is something in the wheat used in Belgian beers that stop kidney stones from forming. Water helps also, but the beer will stop them altogether.
Go buy beer? You're really twisting my arm with that one. I'll surely give it a try. Although i laugh at one of my friends for drinking blue moon with a splash of oj. I always ask the bartender if they have a little umbrella thing (parasol?) to put in it.
 

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When I worked in Yuma they had this piss color chart on. The wall in front of every urinal. I've had so many seek medical aid pisses it's unreal. Chart it full of shit.

V8 juice makes my piss go strange too