General Why aren't you dorks talking about gamestonk hilarity?

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jason73

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currently downloading "the big short" for tonight's after dinner movie
 

jason73

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I still don't unastan any of this
some rich cunts bet against game stop . some online nerds rallied to fuck over said cunts and in the process have made themselves rich. the rich cunts will go tits up tomorrow if the nerds can hold out long enough
 

ThatOneDude

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some rich cunts bet against game stop . some online nerds rallied to fuck over said cunts and in the process have made themselves rich. the rich cunts will go tits up tomorrow if the nerds can hold out long enough
HOLDDDDD
 

SoupCan

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Rbc direct account waiting for approval, love you guys

Retards united
 

SongExotic2

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So who did the rich people bet that the stock would crash? A casino?
 

SongExotic2

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So a bunch of rich dudes bet some casino that GameStop was gonna crash (don't get this part)

Then some Reddit simps decided to say fuck you goof and started buying stock. Thus increasing the price.

Then the rich guys have to buy more so it gets so expensive that the gimpos can't afford to buy more and will let it crash? But that's not happening because of the power of the internet.

I don't understand why there's a deadline on this. Did the rich guys say it would crash by Friday or something?

I still don't get how they can bet on a stock crashing
 

jason73

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So a bunch of rich dudes bet some casino that GameStop was gonna crash (don't get this part)

Then some Reddit simps decided to say fuck you goof and started buying stock. Thus increasing the price.

Then the rich guys have to buy more so it gets so expensive that the gimpos can't afford to buy more and will let it crash? But that's not happening because of the power of the internet.

I don't understand why there's a deadline on this. Did the rich guys say it would crash by Friday or something?

I still don't get how they can bet on a stock crashing
the rich fags shorted the stock. the nerds bought stock causing the price to rise therefore the stock does not short . the rich fags have until tomorrow for this thing to fail or they have to pony up like 14 billion dollars to pay for their bet.it will bankrupt a huge hedge fund and make the nerds millionaires . maybe someone else can explain better
 

SongExotic2

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the rich fags shorted the stock. the nerds bought stock causing the price to rise therefore the stock does not short . the rich fags have until tomorrow for this thing to fail or they have to pony up like 14 billion dollars to pay for their bet.it will bankrupt a huge hedge fund and make the nerds millionaires . maybe someone else can explain better
One last thing. Short the stock? And why until tomorrow?