General Why aren't you dorks talking about gamestonk hilarity?

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jason73

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i cant for the ife of me get a brokerage site to verify an account for me. i have been trying for days on several sites and they all say they are overloaded with requests . i have on the other hand opened a new crypto account so fuck it .wallstreet obviously doesnt want my money(they should talk to bodog) . i am going to invest in crypto instead. i am pretty sure that next week once the market settles down and i dont give a fuck any more these wallstreet fags will approve my accounts . i will probably still throw a couple buck at something but the big gains will be over
 

kaladin stormblessed

Nala fanboy
Apr 24, 2017
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i cant for the ife of me get a brokerage site to verify an account for me. i have been trying for days on several sites and they all say they are overloaded with requests . i have on the other hand opened a new crypto account so fuck it .wallstreet obviously doesnt want my money(they should talk to bodog) . i am going to invest in crypto instead. i am pretty sure that next week once the market settles down and i dont give a fuck any more these wallstreet fags will approve my accounts . i will probably still throw a couple buck at something but the big gains will be over
Virtual trading is a good exercise. Make note of which security you would want to purchase and the current market price. Then when when you decide to sell do the same, and see how you fair

Lessons and strategies are best learned and explored virtually before risking actual cash
 

jason73

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Jan 15, 2015
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Virtual trading is a good exercise. Make note of which security you would want to purchase and the current market price. Then when when you decide to sell do the same, and see how you fair

Lessons and strategies are best learned and explored virtually before risking actual cash
im probably going to short the canadian dollar and buy foreign oil stocks (probably not but if i had any real money i would lol)
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Aug 7, 2015
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Virtual trading is a good exercise. Make note of which security you would want to purchase and the current market price. Then when when you decide to sell do the same, and see how you fair

Lessons and strategies are best learned and explored virtually before risking actual cash
 

jason73

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Jan 15, 2015
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i been watching this fucker go up and down for the last couple days
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