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SongExotic2

SongExotic2

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Sometimes I dream about getting in trouble, but when I run away I'm really really lethargic and slow. It's like I can barely run at all.

I think this is gods way of telling me I should walk?
 
HEATH VON DOOM

HEATH VON DOOM

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....ii..hshd. said:
Sometimes I dream about getting in trouble, but when I run away I'm really really lethargic and slow. It's like I can barely run at all.

I think this is gods way of telling me I should walk?
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Try taking the dick out of your ass and pulling your pants up
 
BrunoMcGyver

BrunoMcGyver

Bruno no dey carry last
Dec 30, 2015
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“In Fiji my Aunty would make us chapati on the outdoor wood burner and then lather it up in cane sugar and give it to us for supper - that’s real waffles, not this bitter batter honey dipped Western crud we have in our wanky cafes”

- Vutu
 
Papi Chingon

Papi Chingon

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Oct 19, 2015
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"Here in Australia people seem to go outside for a smoke after a satisfying meal. In Fiji we would all sit around the table and finger our buttholes, then everyone would sniff eachother's fingers. We'd do this for hours, and sometime straight through to our next meal. Nothing gets my hungrier than the smell of fingers dipped in butthole."

- Vutu
 
BrunoMcGyver

BrunoMcGyver

Bruno no dey carry last
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Papi Chingon said:
"Here in Australia people seem to go outside for a smoke after a satisfying meal. In Fiji we would all sit around the table and finger our buttholes, then everyone would sniff eachother's fingers. We'd do this for hours, and sometime straight through to our next meal. Nothing gets my hungrier than the smell of fingers dipped in butthole."

- Vutu
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Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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Thought my daughter was tough, this little one might be one level above her
 
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