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[SongExotic2]

When I was in the navy in Kandahar I used to wind up my PO (the Chinese Jamaican who nearly got in a fight with rapper snow) because he had his green commando beret. I'd always say stuff like "maybe I should do the commando course, I've heard it's a piece of piss etc"


This was for a while, an ongoing joke, and I remember one day we were in the mess hall out there and there was a table full of special forces with Thier beards and north face shit on.

My table was offering me money to go sit down with them and be my usual cunt self, but I politely declined.

Iirc the joke then became that they were actually going to send me on a commando course against my wishes.

 

[FINGERS]

I specifically remember I triggered one of my colleagues who was struggling with a fuel pump change.

I said it was "like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football" which is apparently a marine saying.

He was very angry and laughing at the same time. Turns out those fuel pumps were shite so I offered to change them in future as my hands and arms have better access.

See. Sometimes it is better to be a midget.

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

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[Sex Chicken]

Thanks for bumping this thread. A lot of wonderful memories.

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

Thanks for bumping this thread. A lot of wonderful memories.

lol i had clicked on the wrong thread in my watch later list and posted my dream about Islam machachev here