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Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
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For those of you who actual have some.

Me ..

In the shower - Wash entire body including head and face with pure soap. NO shampoo or bodywash faggotory, fap and then 15-20 jelging strokes per arm. Rewash cock and balls with soap.

Shave - hot water and soap lather, shave against the grain after a few passes of the blade then rinse carefully with ice water.

Post shave- towel off, splash on old spice if not meeting clients, if meeting clients moisturize then apply cologne (Armani Code right now), apply a little talcum powder to balls then im done.

What about you heathens?
 

Hwoarang

TMMAC Addict
Oct 22, 2015
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In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 

CutmanMatt

MMA Hematologist
Jan 31, 2016
570
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Daily, shower with Birch tar soap, Brush teeth in shower so I can rinse it out of my beard.

twice a week I then go to my barber, who keeps a bottle of Johnnie black and a glass for me in the back. He straight razor shaves my head and neck, then trims up my beard. Usually takes about an hour. Charges me all of 12 dollars, but I always give him 40 because I want him to stick around.
 

Left Hook Larry

3x Undisputed Monsters Champ/King of Buttertooths
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
12,561
17,007
shave - Take beard trimmer and trim face down to 1 or 2mm.
shower - get wet, use dr bronnars tea tree oil soap for everything. rinse, get out of shower.
balls - trim to 4mm or so.

"Is that trimmer for ur balls or ur beard bro?"
Me: "Yea"
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
37,255
94,039
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 

EyeAmYuki

Posting Machine
Nov 4, 2015
1,506
1,875
I start by asking A/S/L

Try to single out those from a broken home. Low self esteem is key.
 

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kids need ninja shit too
Jul 23, 2015
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Hwoarang's teenage daughter hacked his account.

y'all are some sweaty, smelly mofo's if there's no deodorant in your beauty routine. Primal Pit Paste Jar, Regular - Coconut Lime

i use natural products..oil based cleanser for my body ..crushed up aspirin(salicylic acid) mixed with honey if i feel like speeding up the exfoliation process.

and no weirdo chemicals in my shampoo...and i spf my face daily with a zinc based 30. fuck skin cancer, yo!
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
8,794
10,053
Hwoarang's teenage daughter hacked his account.

y'all are some sweaty, smelly mofo's if there's no deodorant in your beauty routine. Primal Pit Paste Jar, Regular - Coconut Lime

i use natural products..oil based cleanser for my body ..crushed up aspirin(salicylic acid) mixed with honey if i feel like speeding up the exfoliation process.

and no weirdo chemicals in my shampoo...and i spf my face daily with a zinc based 30. fuck skin cancer, yo!
we dont get sun but I read this a while ago.

Ditch the Toxic Sunscreen; Use Coconut Oil Instead
 

kneeblock

Drapetomaniac
Apr 18, 2015
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People who use "natural" soaps smell like B.O. when you get up close.

Facts.
 

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kids need ninja shit too
Jul 23, 2015
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Sweets @Cruzing For Bang Butter thanks....for the link. good to see the info about coconut oil., my spf does have coconut oil..but it also has a decent amount of zinc. kinda just assumed ..since it was a naturally occurring mineral., it wouldn't be as harsh as other chemicals in sun block.

we get loads of sun....but i'm not trying to get poisoned from zinc nano-particles.
guess I gotta get a giant ass sombrero. .
 

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kids need ninja shit too
Jul 23, 2015
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I'll come to your home if this toweling doesn't prove as an effective measure.
ha! alright, but you'll need to buy me a couple-three beers first. i'll need to be boozed up, otherwise it'll just be weird.
 

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kids need ninja shit too
Jul 23, 2015
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A video of your process?
ok...that's a deal breaker. y''all will have to take my word that natural soap users aren't smelly in a bad way.

can't say the same for crystal deodorant users though...they be stanky. but usually they wear patchouli so how would you ever notice?
 

Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
16,651
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Yeah fuck that soap that comes from those little boutique stores, I use sunlight or Imperial Lather, smells like soap, strips a few layers off and leaves you smelling freshly showered for a few hours.

My wife LOVES the freshly showered smell more than any cologne.
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
29,759
32,213
In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.