Sports Animal GP Quarter Final 2: Titanoboa vs Megalodon

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Titanoboa vs Megalodon

  • Titanoboa

    Votes: 11 47.8%

  • Megalodon

    Votes: 12 52.2%
  • Total voters
    23
Yossarian

Yossarian

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blank said:
well it looks like the shark is going to win on land so it's probably not me who's drunk.
Oh well, I guess that's how they roll in this place...
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I think this fight is rigged. Ref not doing his job, something fishy going on.
 
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Galt said:
Mind control Megalodon gonna Fuck your snake with his barbed dick. @Lars
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Uh-oh....the male megladon is much smaller than the female megladon.
If the male megladon attempts to fuck the titanaboa, that means it's a female snake- and she's much larger than the male:
She sees the shark dick and is confused at first but then latches onto it! Either in a fit of passion or attempting to prevent being raped on land by a shark- we'll never know! She coils around the rest of the hapless shark as the dumb fish lays there thinking of how to bite it's own dick.

If you cunts go and give this one to the shark then I ask, what's the point of even having imaginary battles between our chosen animals in random theaters with random fictional weapons?
 
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Yossarian said:
I think this fight is rigged. Ref not doing his job, something fishy going on.
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I agree and I think I know which cunt has decided to fuck with the fun of it all. Oh well, that's how some people are.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

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blank said:
So the winner of the next round should be based on how they won their previous match?
Sounds odd but I see the reasoning to some extent.
Still, do we just vote for Megladon to win on land no matter what?
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I won't say no matter what, but in this instance. Yes, no matter what.
 
Leigh

Leigh

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Jan 26, 2015
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I don't try to sway these things and try my best to remain impartial...

...but wtf is going on here?

And how will fresh water lakes help a marine fish?
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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blank said:
I agree and I think I know which cunt has decided to fuck with the fun of it all. Oh well, that's how some people are.
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Yes, it does take the fun out of it a bit. We now know the magic shark will win, no bother voting :)
 
BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

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How is Titanoboa still tied with what is obviously a vastly superior counterpart?
 
kneeblock

kneeblock

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Apr 18, 2015
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This is an easy one. Both would be quickly gassed in New Zealand, but the Megalodon would die first, even though the titanoboa is in kevlar.
 
Filthy

Filthy

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ConorMcGregorsBeard said:
How is Titanoboa still tied with what is obviously a vastly superior counterpart?
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lotta closet size queens running around.
In any real competition, the megalodon dominates. Once bite and it's all over. Titanoboa is basically a giant hot dog for megalodon.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

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Filthy said:
lotta closet size queens running around.
In any real competition, the megalodon dominates. Once bite and it's all over. Titanoboa is basically a giant hot dog for megalodon.
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Nice to see someone else around here is rational.
 
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