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redneck

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Some out of the UK too. There's a loophole that allows them to sell as novelty items.


I'll see how I go. I have to admit that I'm thinking of visiting my parents so I can leave my car at their place while I walk to my friend's house at night. When the cop approached me it was the middle of the day and I don't think our the police resources are that great. It would be crazy for them to be staking out my friend 24/7 to make a small weed bust.
 

redneck

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Fuck, this vape is great. I think it's a blend of coffee and tobacco flavor, but it's not bad.
 

redneck

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OK. as I get to the bottom of the bottle the room is finally starting to spin. Which is welcomed as it's 2.30 am on a weeknight and I have an early start.

Now, I can stagger to bed and see how many times I can touch my woman's vagina while she sleeps.



Fuck, did I just say that?



Fuck you Jack Daniels.
 

redneck

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I'm still here, despite the rare opportunity to touch my woman's vag (we've been together for many years so obviously we no longer have sex). I stole a couple of her cigarettes instead. But I would kill for some weed.

Don't even know how I'm managing to type this now.
 

redneck

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Sorry for multiple posts, it's 3am here now.

I think it's definitely time for bed. I can hardly type.

Fucking sad that I'm reduced to this because of an archaic law.
 

Papi Chingon

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Just be aware of they came from bud that had seeds in it, it will most likely produce a hermaphrodite, but Papi Chingon @Papi Chingon BJTT_Pella @BJTT-Pella and jason73 @jason73 would know more about that
It depends on the growing variables. If there was a male in the area that pollinated the females, the seeds would be normal. Inexperienced growers, or uneducated growers, didn't separate males from females in outdoor grows for a long time. For example, most of the brick weed coming in from Mexico when I was in high school had seeds.
 

Papi Chingon

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redneck @redneck, look into attitude seed bank in the UK. They have a stealth shipping option you can select where they put the seeds in a tshirt. Have them shipped to a different address from your home for extra security.
 

redneck

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Well fuck!


I woke up with my woman standing over me and shaking me at 7am. "Wake up"

Never got to touch anything last night :(

Just let the water in the shower beat me down.

I feel like absolute shit.

I think I'm going to have to run the gauntlet and see my buddy tonight.
 

Shinkicker

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Well fuck!


I woke up with my woman standing over me and shaking me at 7am. "Wake up"

Never got to touch anything last night :(

Just let the water in the shower beat me down.

I feel like absolute shit.

I think I'm going to have to run the gauntlet and see my buddy tonight.
Jack hypes me up. Try wine.
 

redneck

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Jack hypes me up. Try wine.

This has made me decide to go and see my friend tonight. If I get arrested then so be it. Can't drink a bottle of booze every night, I'm at work now and hardly functioning, fuck knows how I got here.
 

Hauler

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There's all kinds of ways to make a transaction without looking like you are making a transaction. Haven't you ever watched The Wire?
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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This has made me decide to go and see my friend tonight. If I get arrested then so be it. Can't drink a bottle of booze every night, I'm at work now and hardly functioning, fuck knows how I got here.
You should switch to meth and never worry about hangovers or work ever again.
 

megatherium

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Sorry for multiple posts, it's 3am here now.

I think it's definitely time for bed. I can hardly type.

Fucking sad that I'm reduced to this because of an archaic law.
Weed is the golden goose as far law enforcement budgeting goes. They like to spend their hours eating donuts, checking seat belts and harassing harmless hippies; always been so. Safe and plentiful. Here in Canada now that the government has decided to legalize, their cronies in politics and law enforcement are now muscling their way into the legal weed industry and freezing out the existing industry that created all of the genetic material and everything else. So after a career of locking people up for weed, they're doing a quick 180 and selling it. It's disgusting. I actually posted a link to a list of the names involved elsewhere a couple of years back. I should try to find that.
 
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megatherium

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redneck @redneck what kind of penalty are you looking at down there for possession of a half oz?
A couple of years ago I was smoking one in the park here and a cop surprised me and approached asking "were you smoking marijuana'? I said "yes, I was". "well you know, you can't smoke in the park right. It's no smoking there." "um yeah, that's why I was kinda standing on the steps here, not in the park itself. Just on the edge of it.Trying to be discrete without being the creepy old guy lurking in the park at night either right. It's a delicate balance, you know".Laughs. "Okay. got it.Good call. Have a good evening sir." Yeah, you too. Good night."

So that's what it's like here haha.
 
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redneck @redneck what kind of penalty are you looking at down there for possession of a half oz?
A couple of years ago I was smoking one in the park here and a cop surprised me and approached asking "were you smoking marijuana'? I said "yes, I was". "well you know, you can't smoke in the park right. It's no smoking there." "um yeah, that's why I was kinda standing on the steps here, not in the park itself. Just on the edge of it.Trying to be discrete without being the creepy old guy lurking in the park at night either right. It's a delicate balance, you know".Laughs. "Okay. got it.Good call. Have a good evening sir." Yeah, you too. Good night."

So that's what it's like here haha.
In Adelaide it's an on the spot fine. Most of them would probably send you on your way.
 

Wild

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I could use some meth right now, might pick me up a bit.

Fuck alcohol.
Yeah, not really a good idea to drink a full bottle of Jack in one sitting lol. I'm a bourbon man but I drink it with coke, and I usually only drink once a week (game days and fight nights). And even on those nights, I only have maybe 1/4 of a bottle because I'm mixing it with Coke.

I would definitely stick to the weed, if the alternative is pounding bourbon like that. You'll be a full blown alcoholic before you know it, and that's a hell of a lot more dangerous than smoking weed. Alcohol can destroy shit...I know I watched my family be wrecked by it as a kid.

Hook up with @Miesha's Taint, once a month (meet somewhere half way) and play it safe.