General Hypothetical TMMAC Meet-up Event

[member 603]

As I sit here, getting wrapped after a long weekend of events (Between coaching my team at NAGA, and managing events related to the Arnold Palmer Invitational, and other events)... My last group was a bunch of people from across the US, and truth is, none of these people look like they should be in an organization together, let alone in the same room (Bunch of awkward looking twats), I think, what would a TMMAC Meet-Up Event go like? Where would it take place? What would we do? Would we actually have fun, talk shit like we do on the site? Be socially awkward? Would I personally go on a rampage beating some of you to death with a bowling pin? 😀 How would this turn out?

So put together a TMMAC Meet-Up.... Go

 

[member 603]

And for the record...... I wouldn't use a bowling pin

 

[1372]

I can't imagine not getting along with almost anyone here...We had a meet up a few years back with some lads I used to game with...We all got along great...Even Findle who I teabagged when he was first to fall asleep...Ahhh good times.

 

[MovinOn]

Would I personally go on a rampage beating some of you to death with a bowling pin?

Conor McGregor Nut Hugger is your screen name? Hold on, I got something for ya...

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I am really friendly. We'd get along splendidly.

 

[MMAHAWK]

I’d say Bellator NY last June holds the current record for tmmacers at one place at one time.
Myself
@Kneeblock
@TheOutsiders
@sparkuri
@Juanandonly
@Carbazel
@Happy

Was a great time lots of fights,weed,and alcohol.

 

[member 603]

Ok, I'm assigning tasks to make it happen..... @Gay for Longo @Papi Chignon @Miesha's Taint @Galt You guys bring the treats..... @Robbie Hart you bring the ladies (@silentsinger you make fun of his ladies), and @Splinty and @SC MMA MD you guys provide the IV bags for the dehydration and the suture kits for when a bunch of dumb drunken bastards go falling over shit

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Ok, I'm assigning tasks to make it happen..... @Gay for Longo @Papi Chignon @Miesha's Taint @Galt You guys bring the treats..... @Robbie Hart you bring the ladies (@silentsinger you make fun of his ladies), and @Splinty and @SC MMA MD you guys provide the IV bags for the dehydration and the suture kits for when a bunch of dumb drunken bastards go falling over shit

If anyone is in Bangkok I'll provide. Met up with a friend of @Bluesville the other night.

 

[1372]

Ok, I'm assigning tasks to make it happen..... @Gay for Longo @Papi Chignon @Miesha's Taint @Galt You guys bring the treats..... @Robbie Hart you bring the ladies (@silentsinger you make fun of his ladies), and @Splinty and @SC MMA MD you guys provide the IV bags for the dehydration and the suture kits for when a bunch of dumb drunken bastards go falling over shit

Some treats I have on hand

Hash
Buds
Butter

Will organise more

 

[Papi Chingon]

Ok, I'm assigning tasks to make it happen..... @Gay for Longo @Papi Chignon @Miesha's Taint @Galt You guys bring the treats..... @Robbie Hart you bring the ladies (@silentsinger you make fun of his ladies), and @Splinty and @SC MMA MD you guys provide the IV bags for the dehydration and the suture kits for when a bunch of dumb drunken bastards go falling over shit

I see what you did there. Quite crafty really. You're looking for a party with everyone else providing the hookers, booze, party favors, amd medical equipment. Brilliant really.

 

[Papi Chingon]

If anyone is in Bangkok I'll provide. Met up with a friend of @Bluesville the other night.

Did you guys fuck?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Did you guys fuck?

Nope. We talked politics and I helped him overcome some cultural things with his Laotian girlfriend.

 

[Rambo John J]

Did you guys fuck?

lol avatar

 

[Papi Chingon]

@Rhino, please change the title of the thread to "hey you guys should throw a party and then invite me"

 

[Papi Chingon]

Nope. We talked politics and I helped him overcome some cultural things with his Laotian girlfriend.

And then you fucked?

 

[member 603]

I see what you did there. Quite crafty really. You're looking for a party with everyone else providing the hookers, booze, party favors, amd medical equipment. Brilliant really.

Hey I'm providing my dashing good looks, witty word play, and the possibility of folding up fools like origami for the entertainment of the masses

 

[Papi Chingon]

Hey I'm providing my dashing good looks, witty word play, and the possibility of folding up fools like origami for the entertainment of the masses

You can do that at wallmart. You're not invited to this party.

 

[member 603]

I see what you did there. Quite crafty really. You're looking for a party with everyone else providing the hookers, booze, party favors, amd medical equipment. Brilliant really.

Oh and I'll provide the lasers and pyro..... Because NOTHING says party like explosions and lasers

 

[member 603]

You can do that at wallmart. You're not invited to this party.

ALL THESE YEARS I'VE BOYCOTTED WAL-MART AND THEY WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED ME????? FUCK!!!!!

 

[Papi Chingon]

Oh and I'll provide the lasers and pyro..... Because NOTHING says party like explosions and lasers

Ok, you've got guest of honor status now. There's just something about fire...

 

[Disciplined Galt]

And then you fucked?

Texans aren't really my thing.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Texans aren't really my thing.

You couldn't get him drunk enough...sigh. yeah, they are a tough bunch to take advantage of.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

You couldn't get him drunk enough...sigh. yeah, they are a tough bunch to take advantage of.

Oh, he had a hard time walking. Even paid me double.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Oh, he had a hard time walking. Even paid me double.

To not fuck him?

 

[member 603]

To not fuck him?

Yeah I am confused here too..... What exactly is going on @Galt? Did you rape a man?