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silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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Remember a few weeks ago when we were chatting on Skype and you told me you spent most of the 70's in the backseat of your Ford Escort getting your ass eaten by guy named Mordecai?

Did you hookup with him because of Nazi guilt?
For anyone who's watching, me and this knob have never chatted on Skype, but I'd like to know how he knew I had a Ford Escort albeit in the 90s and not 70s.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,990
54,191
For anyone who's watching, me and this knob have never chatted on Skype, but I'd like to know how he knew I had a Ford Escort albeit in the 90s and not 70s.
It's not hard to guess you are a 20 years past it's prime escort kinda gal
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
37,241
93,946
For anyone who's watching, me and this knob have never chatted on Skype, but I'd like to know how he knew I had a Ford Escort albeit in the 90s and not 70s.
I noticed you did not deny the part about the backseat of your Ford Escort getting your ass eaten by guy named Mordecai.
 

KWingJitsu

ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?
Nov 15, 2015
10,311
12,689
Hell to the naw.


He deserved it.



For whatever he did, i'm sure.




(What'd he do THIS time?)
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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E145 JPD is how old it was. Colleague sold it to me with no water or anything so it conked out on me after leaving his place with steam coming out of it.
The steam must have been made of magic I guess
 

Priziesthorse

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
10,612
27,274
but I'd like to know how he knew I had a Ford Escort albeit in the 90s and not 70s.
I'm an FBI profiler. What you write on here gives away a lot of info about yourself. I also know you have a penchant for incest porn and occasionally take dumps in shoe boxes and then store them in your closet.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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I'm an FBI profiler. What you write on here gives away a lot of info about yourself. I also know you have a penchant for incest porn and occasionally take dumps in shoe boxes and then store them in your closet.
I've seen her feet too. That's some big shoe boxes full of dumps
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
51,463
51,719
For anyone who's watching, me and this knob have never chatted on Skype, but I'd like to know how he knew I had a Ford Escort albeit in the 90s and not 70s.
It’s too late, I’ve seen this and am now going to murder everyone on this site including you......everyone prepare for the end
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,990
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Apparently swedish disc jockey avicii has fallen.




Let's not take our folks for granted
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
51,463
51,719
And then there were 4

  • Space cowboy
  • Purebred Stud
  • Jesus Cristobal
  • Alfalfa